[The only reason anyone would care about such a "scandal" is because it concerns a royalty card. "Affairs" and encounters in the dark are what this place runs on, after all. But the paparazzi need to make a buck somehow!

Silly though his dialogue was, he still acted his heart out. Which is why he gets somewhat huffy as the camera continues to focus on his butt, prompting her to make a butt joke. Not at her, mind you. He's mad, as always, at the indignity of it all!

Though given that he's had more upsetting things happen recently, well... he truthfully doesn't care too much. He just likes to kick up a fuss.]

Tell them that too, if you must! I don't care how many parts they lose.

[At least the cameraperson for this scene was an equal-opportunity lech. As Hiyori's scene partner responds to him, urging him to lay down his laser gun and choose peace, the camera shifts focus to zoom in on their butt. Then when Hiyori responds with the appropriate amount of suspicion ("You just want to claim the egg yourself and win eternal glory!"), the camera goes back to his butt! It's a confrontation between two butts!

So, for as much as Hiyori likes admiring himself, he's done watching for now. He'll talk to his moviegoing date! Even if it's bad manners to talk in a movie theater, he doesn't care much!]

What was your film like? Surely they wouldn't cast someone like you as just an extra, would they?