[Reno wishes he had better news for Zack, but unfortunately it's not the case. On the contrary; there are probably a few more things that he should tell him sooner rather than later.]

Yeah, no. Not kidding this time.
The good news: these paparazzi are gonna vanish alongside all this here, whenever the resort thinks that things should go back to "normal",
[He gestures the quotation marks, because what really can count as normal in this place?]
However the whole sex thing stays. Apparently you turn to stone when you don't participate enough.
Oh, and ... Didya get your tattoo yet?

[After all suit flares are also a thing. And those can happen thanks to the resort at all times, not just when they're not fucking around.

He watches Zack's reaction to determine how distraught the other already is, before he keeps dumping more things onto him.
Like, who else is here ...]