[Honestly, in theory it doesn't sound too difficult? Just shack up with the right people on a regular basis and collect those cards! Technically someone should be able to get it done in a couple months, if they went all nuts with the shagging. Life rarely works out so straightforwardly, though.
Doesn't mean he can't try! It does mean getting over his hangups, however. In this case it sucks to be a thousand-year-old virgin.]
It's sneaky like that, huh? Thanks for the heads up. I'll be sure to stay on guard for any deviousness they might throw my way.
[Given what trouble something as simple as skimpy clothes are giving him, he's not surprised.]
You can even go against them? [Color him slightly surprised!] That's something of a relief, I gotta admit - I'm... kinda new when it comes to these things, so I'm not sure what all I might find too much. It's good you're able to stay positive, though! That kind of attitude will take you far.
[It's what's helped him survive a rough life all this time, honestly. Of all the sorts of people he could've bumped into, this sort is always nice. Positivity breeds positivity, after all!]
You really are like a shining star among all the glitz and glamour of this place, I gotta say! Clothes have always been something of a luxury for me, so I'm looking forward to trying on all sorts of neat clothes!
[Eyebrows raising, Yato hums a bit at being gestured at.]
Any role, huh...? .....hmm. [He thinks for a few moments, then lights up.] I wanna be the hero who rescues the innocent maiden from the clutches of the evil villain! I'm not picky about the genre.
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Doesn't mean he can't try! It does mean getting over his hangups, however. In this case it sucks to be a thousand-year-old virgin.]
It's sneaky like that, huh? Thanks for the heads up. I'll be sure to stay on guard for any deviousness they might throw my way.
[Given what trouble something as simple as skimpy clothes are giving him, he's not surprised.]
You can even go against them? [Color him slightly surprised!] That's something of a relief, I gotta admit - I'm... kinda new when it comes to these things, so I'm not sure what all I might find too much. It's good you're able to stay positive, though! That kind of attitude will take you far.
[It's what's helped him survive a rough life all this time, honestly. Of all the sorts of people he could've bumped into, this sort is always nice. Positivity breeds positivity, after all!]
You really are like a shining star among all the glitz and glamour of this place, I gotta say! Clothes have always been something of a luxury for me, so I'm looking forward to trying on all sorts of neat clothes!
[Eyebrows raising, Yato hums a bit at being gestured at.]
Any role, huh...? .....hmm. [He thinks for a few moments, then lights up.] I wanna be the hero who rescues the innocent maiden from the clutches of the evil villain! I'm not picky about the genre.