[okay, weird time things confirmed. weirdly, that makes it easier to lighten up-- maybe it's because he's the professional while she seems a little distressed, and so here he goes wanting to reassure her instead.]
Wow, that far off? That's unexpected. I'm a little ahead of you-- it's 2005. So you might have to wait a few years for Fiance of the Funeral Procession after all. (But I was in a few commercials and one TV drama by 2002, so you still might have seen me before ✨)
Ah, I see. That makes sense. [...no, really. living resort feeding off of all the strong emotions (i.e., sex) of the residents makes more sense than randomly scooping people up to film pornos.] I'll do my best, I promise!
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Wow, that far off? That's unexpected. I'm a little ahead of you-- it's 2005. So you might have to wait a few years for Fiance of the Funeral Procession after all. (But I was in a few commercials and one TV drama by 2002, so you still might have seen me before ✨)
Ah, I see. That makes sense. [...no, really. living resort feeding off of all the strong emotions (i.e., sex) of the residents makes more sense than randomly scooping people up to film pornos.] I'll do my best, I promise!