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【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

We are pleased to announce that several films have begun production in the resort! All guests are encouraged to participate as actors and crew during this time. Two highly anticipated blockbusters are part of the filming block and will have an opening night premiere at the newly renovated Hatchbox Theater.

We would also like to extend a gentle warning to all actors. New tabloids and journalists have snuck into the Peacock alongside production, so please be cautious of aggressive reporters. We would hate to see our beloved guests embroiled in public scandal.

Please look forward to your debut on the silver screen and all of the new artistic content soon available for your viewing pleasure! 】

HONEYWAGONS

A STAR'S WELCOME

WELCOME TO THE LOT

► All of these new stars are being welcomed to the Peacock in style. The Nest, the resort's premier massive shopping complex, is now lined with dozens upon dozens of trailers, each with a glittering gold star on the door. While unassuming on the outside, the inside of these honeywagons are pockets of luxury in tiny square footage. The catch? Why, characters are stuffed up to 4 in a trailer, of course. We're sure you'll figure something out.

► Characters still wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. This round’s robes are a mixed bag of gaudy glitz and old money velvet, reflecting the dual faces of Hollywood. Whether you're sporting some classic luxury with a pipe or draped in cheetah faux fur, these robes are skimpy, potentially giving a raunchy photoshoot to those pesky paparazzi!

► Existing characters are welcome to take up residence in any empty slots in these honeywagons. Just because you're not the newest ingenue on the block doesn't mean you're forgotten. Besides, we need you experienced actors close to set for quick costume changes and touch-ups. No need to ask to be moved! It’s all taken care of already.

HIRED HENS

► Several security guards have been newly hired to protect the actors from paparazzi and potential threats. These burly cocos and hens all have three things in common: tight black suits, rippling muscles, and owl heads. These heads aren't just for show; this elite group of guards can swivel their heads 360 degrees to provide the utmost level of surveillance.

► Unfortunately for actors, these owls are both nocturnal and way too into their jobs. They particularly like doing rounds during night hours and staring into the windows of the honeywagons to watch the actors sleep. Some owls will creep into the trailers to watch over their charges by sitting at their bedsides. An owl may be there, staring, where you least expect it. However, their diligence may not necessarily be a bad thing!

► Alongside owl security, actors may find themselves bombarded by paparazzi. These photo-hungry tabloid journalists are all after shots that will fetch a high price, willing to do anything for a scoop. The majority of these new paparazzi, in contrast to owl security, have hummingbird heads. They're just as quick too, zooming in and out of both backstage and the sets in search of a scandal.

► Be careful, because hummingbirds aren't the only paparazzi. That's right — guests, new or existing, may find themselves scouted to play ball with the tabloids. They may not be as obvious as those aggressive hummingbird reporters; some may even be working undercover in search of a scandal to sell to the highest bidder. All actors are at risk of embarrassing or defamatory photos being published in resort magazines or posted to the bulletin boards.

ACTOR RESUME

WELLA WARBLER

Height: 4 inches
Weight: 5 oz
Age: 3 years (24 in bird years!)
Eye color: black
Hair color: yellow

TYPECAST & SUITABLE ROLES

• animal sidekick
• emotional guide
• damsel in distress

KINKS & FETISHES

• berry licking
• mating dances
• hardcore bdsm

SPECIAL SKILLS

• singing
• flying fast
• speed sudoku

ROLE REGISTER

► What better way to get to know your colleagues than to check out their resume? All guests will have access to the actor registry, which provides an overview of actors and basic information about them.

► The registry, with the help of the Golden Peacock's AI, can also flag complementary resumes. An actor that may have good chemistry, match the requirements for a particular scene, or has unique experience relevant to an upcoming job may reappear at the top of the search several times.

► Actors can communicate through the registry. There is a general messaging board where everyone can see what is posted and personal inboxes for private correspondence with an actor. Actors are encouraged to collaberate because many of the scenes in the available movie projects involve intimacy.

COPYABLE CODE

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COSTUME DEPARTMENT

GET INTO CHARACTER

PICK OUT YOUR DUDS

► The trendy clothing boutiques of The Nest have been transformed. The walls between these small stores have vanished to create a vast costume warehouse divided by department, seemingly overnight. Actors may freely browse the racks to select suitable costumes for the roles they've been cast. The directors aren't picky about how their actors dress as long as it suits the part, allowing guests creative freedom as part of the process.

► Actors that choose costumes that are extremely unsuitable for their roles will be forced to change into something chosen by costuming staff. These mandated costumes will be on theme but will always be slutty, sexy, and enhance an actor's unique "assets". An actor blessed with a bountiful bosom may find themselves wearing a tight little lace bra while an actor with a thick ass may end up in assless chaps. It's all about giving the people what they want, you know?

► All articles in the warehouse run the risk of being possessed. There are no clear-cut signs as to which pieces are cursed and which are not before putting something on. Possessed costumes come in two flavors: Type A and Type B.

Type A possessions are straightforward. The actor wearing a Type A costume cannot remove it alone — they will find that no matter how many times they grab a button or tug on that zipper tab, nothing will unfasten. Someone else must remove the costume for them. Good thing there are a bunch of changing rooms just big enough to fit two people inside around, huh?

Type B possessions are unique. The actor wearing the costume will begin to feel influenced by it. They may feel inspired or compelled to act out the role it embodies. This possession will not be satisfied until some level of resonance between actor and role is achieved. While the possession isn't satisfied the costume cannot be removed. But hey, you're an actor headed to set, so surely this is only gravy for your performance!

DOLLED UP

► Done getting into costume? Head over to hair and makeup! After all, clothes are only half the battle. Whether you need to get glammed up or slapped into some monster makeup, the makeup artists are here to help. Mostly. Actually, they're super understaffed, and there aren't enough makeup artists to meet demand. Though they hate to ask, could you guys potentially help each other get ready?

► Actors confident in their makeup and hair styling skills (or just confident) will be allowed to use any tools to help get their fellow actors ready. However, any actors kind enough to jump in and assist will be warned that many of these products are made at home in the Golden Peacock. If not used with discretion, they can potentially make the actor being worked on ... extremely horny! Like a game of Russian roulette, one in five of all beauty products are created with aphrodisiacs. Ironically, this isn't even for the sake of getting guests into the Game 52 spirit — their supplies are just like that.

► Fill-in artists shouldn't fret too much. The majority of those products only have aphrodisiacs in minuscule amounts. When applied carefully they typically cause minor arousal or sensitivity. Artists that spray and paint with reckless abandon, however, may find a new problem on their hands!

GRAB A GIG

FIND YOUR BIG BREAK

GETTING TO SET

► The Golden Peacock is buzzing with excitement for two big blockbusters that are currently in production: LORD OF THE WINGS and STAR WARBLERS. Both of these films come from movie franchises that are adored resort-wide for their iconic blend of story, romance, porn, and action.

► Directors will be filming dozens of scenes with different actors in lead and supporting roles. Actors are given creative freedom on how to approach their roles, with barebones scripts that offer a general idea of where the scene should go and some spicy lines here and there. One actor’s take on a role may be different than another’s.

For example, three different actors portraying the Dragon Lord in Lord of the Wings may take their portrayals three different ways. A lonely Dragon Lord, a villainous Dragon Lord, and a misunderstood Dragon Lord are all fair game. Supporting characters such as the elves and faeries the warriors meet during their travels are completely free game within the bounds of “elf” and “fairy” in classic movie tropes.

► Two new floors have appeared in the ever-changing Peacock, each dedicated to one of the films, due to their massive and comprehensive sets. Guests will discover two new buttons on every elevator’s operating panel. Actors and fans are invited to enjoy these sets even when the camera isn’t rolling — this blend of high-tech VR and real world elements comes at a very high budget, so guests are encouraged get their fill while they’re available!

INDIE HITS

► In addition to the two massive blockbusters, several spin-off series and porn shorts currently casting and underway. The directors of these major motion pictures have kindly permitted the filming of smaller projects using these unique movie sets when they aren’t already in use. Smalltime directors and film enthusiasts are eagerly pitching their porn scripts in hopes that they’ll get made!

► Several smaller sets can be found around the Peacock for these homegrown productions. While some scripts utilize locations that can already be found in the Peacock, other long-standing guests have pooled their money together to establish a handful of sets not already available in the resort. These sets are open for use at any time.

► Unlike the large production crews of Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers, these smaller porn projects do not have a big budget for staff. Some projects utilize AI and drones to film, so actors that are shy about getting down and dirty around a physical cameraman need not worry! Both the producers and the Golden Peacock staff want their stars to be as comfortable as possible to fully enjoy the experience.

SPIN THE WHEEL

► It wouldn’t be the Golden Peacock if there weren’t some kind of game-like twist! While actors are encouraged to go out for any roles or films they find interesting, those looking to win large and extra-large chip payments can spin the fetish wheel to up the ante. Actors that spin the fetish wheel must incorporate what the ticker lands on into their next role.

► Can’t manage to work it into your scene? Those that fail their fetish task will find a huge chip deduction from their bank account and a punishment waiting for them. Any actors that fail the game must dress up in sexy costumes and go around the Golden Peacock handing out fliers for the premiere of Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers, with strict instructions to dance sexily for anyone that accepts a flier. Hey, the directors have spent tons of money on these movies, they’ll take free advertising however they can get it.

► SPIN THE WHEEL HERE!

LORD OF THE WINGS

AN EPIC (AND SEXY) JOURNEY

【 Once upon a time, in a magical land far, far away...

The Lord of the Wings, a massive dragon with no equal, demanded a bride tribute from all of the kingdoms across the continent. Every month each province was required to send their most beautiful men and women to become the dragon's next bride(s). Ever greedy, the dragon was not satisfied with having one bride. Not with twelve brides, nor two hundred brides. The dragon always demanded more. The number of hot people around to bang dwindled. Things were looking grim.

Soon, a group of brave warriors gathered to travel the lands and slay this dragon. They enjoyed adventures of fucking their way through sirens, fucking their way though the faeries, and fucking their way through the mage school and beastmen tribes. They reached the dragon's crystal lair where the dragon, who took beautiful humanoid form, approached them.

The dragon promised that if any warrior could satisfy them sexually, they would return all of the brides to their homes. Each warrior took a turn trying to satisfy the dragon — but only with their efforts combined in one massive orgy was the dragon finally satisfied.

All of the brides were released and the warriors moved into the crystal lair to live a loving polyamorous relationship with the dragon. All was well. The end. 】

A FANTASTICAL SET

► Guests taking the elevator to the new floor labeled 'LORD OF THE WINGS SET' will are greeted with a cool, damp breeze as soon as the doors open. Unlike any other area of the resort, this set evokes a very real sensation of stepping out onto the earth to embrace snowcapped mountains, lush forests, and wide-open sky. The size of this set is massive with different climates depending upon where filming is happening. Towns, villages, and tribes can also be found.

► The set is teeming with background actors that have been instructed to stay in character at all times. Actors may encounter both friend and foe while exploring the set, regardless of whether or not the cameras are rolling. Lord of the Wings features a wide range of character types ranging from humans and elves to monsters and beasts.

► Key locations in The Lord of the Wings are: human villages; siren's cove; fairy's forest; Beastmen wilds; Elven mountains; and the dragon's crystal lair. But these are not the only locations in the set! Actors will find a fantastical range of areas to explore and enjoy.

MAGICAL DANGERS

When it comes to movie magic, the Golden Peacock is more magic than movie! While sets are generally safe and violence is simulated, there are elements of the film that can affect actors for real. If guests aren't careful, they may really find themselves in a sticky situation and need a clever Hollywood way to get out of it. Or maybe they'll need to live out a classic trope for real.

► LIEBERRIES: Found in the Elven mountains. Delicious but cursed: you can only lie for 20 minutes after consumption. Beware misunderstandings!

► SNUGGLEBLOSSOMS: Found in the Fairy forest. These charming blossoms produce an immense amount of pollen. Breathing in snuggleblossom pollen is lethal. The only cure is to fuck within two hours of inhaling.

► THERAPANGO: Found in the Siren's cove. Anyone eating it will spill their emotional baggage to the nearest object (tree, statue, enemy soldier). It's cathartic, if not dignified.

► RAINBOW CRYSTALS: Found in the dragon's crystal lair. Contact with a rainbow crystal will increase endurance but delay/deny orgasms. No wonder the dragon was so hard up!

STAR WARBLERS

A THRILLING (AND SEXY) SPACE OPERA

【 Once upon a time, in a galaxy, far away...

The Palm Warblers and the Pine Warblers, two different legions of the massive Warbler fleet, began to battle. Whenever their ships would meet in space they would fight with the winner taking prisoners of war. After one such battle, a captured Captain of the Palm Warbler legion held in prison met a Lieutenant of the Pine Warbler tribe. After some rivalry, the two fell deeply in love.

They had a ton of kinky prison sex. However, the two were not satisfied with fucking between prison bars. They wanted to properly marry. But how could they with their two legions at war?

They each gathered friends and more sex was had between all. More matches between the Palms and the Pines happened, leading to even more kinky space sex. Bolstered by friendship and newfound fetishes, they gripped their laser guns and seized the science lab where some important keystone gemstone was being examined and researched by space scientists. This stone was very important for the future breeding of the Warbler race.

By holding the lab hostage, the ship's Commander put down their weapons and handed over the keys. The Palm Captain and the Pine Lieutenant held hands as they steered the ship off to find a new planet where they could live in peace together. The war between the two tribes ended because of good sex. All was well. The end. 】

A TASTE OF OUTER SPACE

► Guests taking the elevator to the new floor labeled 'STAR WARBLERS' will greeted with the ethereal hue of stars and planets outside of crystal-clear windows. While the set of Star Warblers is smaller than Lord of the Wings, it's far more detailed, completely imitating a starship traveling through the vastness of space. All of the elements of the spaceship are dripping in high-tech science fiction.

► The set includes background actors that have been instructed to stay in character at all times. Actors may encounter both friend and foe while exploring the set, regardless of whether or not the cameras are rolling. The background actors of Star Warblers are primarily Warbler Troops wearing helmets, highly ranked Warblers in sharp military uniforms, and white-coat clad scientists.

► Key locations in Star Warblers are: the prison hold, the ship's bridge, the command deck, and the ship's research laboratory. But these are not the only locations in the set! Actors will find a range of futuristic areas to explore on the ship.

ALIEN THREATS

Why keep the science fiction fictional when the Peacock can provide the real thing? While sets are generally safe and violence is simulated, there are elements of the film that can affect actors for real. If guests aren't careful, they may really find themselves in a sticky situation and need a clever Hollywood way to get out of it. Or maybe they'll need to live out a classic trope for real.

► 'TORTURE' BOTS: Found in the prison hold. Robots programmed to 'torture' prisoners into revealing information. These bots are equipped with dildos, vibrators, pussy pocket hands, lube jets, feather ticklers, etc. These bots can be controlled by the wardens for more intimate 'torture' sessions.

► SPACE RATS: Found in various locations. Small, neon rats that run around the hallways and in cargo areas of the ship. If bitten by a space rat, their bite will continue to swell until the bitten person has sex.

► GREEN GOOP: Found in the research labs. In syringes and in massive bubbling pods. When not watched, the goop will move on its own and try to absorb anyone around into it.

► GEMSTONE EGG: Found in the research lab. The gemstone egg that the scientists are evaluating, important for the future of the Warbler race. Any physical contact with the gemstone egg will inspire the sudden urge to mate and breed.

SHORT FILMS

THE GOLDEN PEACOCK SUPPORTS THE ARTS

【 Ladies and Gentlemen!

Peacock Productions is pleased to announce the following short erotic films. Actors interested in participating in filming are welcome to arrive on set to shoot at any time. Various accommodations are available depending upon actor comfort.

FILMS
• ALIENS PROBED ME!
• ARRANGED MARRIAGE WEDDING NIGHT
• BIG TIDDY NUN NEEDS PUNISHING
• BIRD IN THE BUSH
• EXORCIST KIDNAPPED BY DEMON LOVER
• FELINE ATTRACTION
• GUARD TOPS MASTER IN BED
• HORNY NERD CREAMPIE
• HOT FOR TEACHER
• INCUBUS SEDUCES SLUTTY PRIEST

FILMS
• JEALOUS SPOUSE DISCIPLINES LOVER
• LONELY TENTACLES WANT LOVE
• MAGES GONE WILD
• PIZZA DELIVERY BOY IS HOT
• PLANTS HUNGER FOR SEX
• SAMURAI PLEDGES AND SERVES
• THEY WERE BOTH BOTTOMS
• TOP ON TOP ACTION
• VAMPIRE’S AROUSING BITE
• VIRGIN’S FIRST TIME
• WHOLESOME COUPLE MAKING LOVE
• WOLFMAN TAKES A MATE

… and many, many, many more! We look forward to working with you. 】

BOX OFFICE BOOM

► "And many, many, many more!" is no exaggeration. Smalltime directors and long-standing guests are producing dozens of pornos and these pornos are in need of actors. The above is not the extent of possibility. Players are encouraged to make up any kind of porno scene they want! Characters may take advantage of open sets to make videos or take photoshoots for their personal use, general public release not required.

► These pornos typically lack story and focus more on fetish and kink. The plots are loose, the lines are ad-libbed, and if there are any crew around it's one guy in a hoodie eating a donut. However, the cameras available for rent are just as high quality as the ones used on Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers. If that's not your style, all Watches have the capability to connect via bluetooth to film through standing cameras.

► Actors that participate in filming will receive a large payout per role. The more jobs you take, the more money you'll make! Alternatively, actors that don't fill any roles may find their bank accounts suddenly plunged deep into the red, no matter how rich they may have been before.

EXTRA SETS

Current Peacock locations and all of the Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers sets may be used for pornos. However, the world of kink is vast and variety is the spice of life. Several smaller open sets not usually available have appeared around the resort for actor use.

► CASTLE(S): Sets featuring the aesthetics of historical castles. Numerous versions are available, each influenced by a different culture (eg, English; French; Italian, Spanish; Russian; Chinese; Japanese; Korean; etc).

► CHURCH: A church stylized after Catholic/Christian aesthetics. Includes a confessional, pews, altar, and worship room.

► MANSION: A luxurious mansion designed to evoke high-class old money. Includes a servants' quarters for clandestine cross-class affairs.

► BEACH: An enclosed set with powdery sand and an artificial ocean. Includes grottos, a lifeguard station, and a large rubber shark.

► OFFICE: A plain work office lacking any particular unique qualities. Includes cubicles, copy machine, manager's office, and conference rooms. Smells like soul-sucking capitalism.

PREMIERE

YOUR BIG DEBUT

WALK THE RED CARPET

► We’re rolling out the red carpet! Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers open the same night. All actors that participated in any film, be it one of the blockbusters or a smaller project, are invited to dress to the nines and blow kisses to their adoring fans while strutting their stuff. Actors will have the chance to take fabulous glam photoshoots and share their thoughts about filming with reporters. Be careful, anything that happens on the red carpet can become tomorrow’s hot new gossip. Some of those pesky hummingbird journalists are so eager for a scandal that they’ll make something happen, sneakily!

► The Golden Peacock has upgraded its formerly dinky little theater into a grand multiplex for the occasion, so actors and audience can enjoy these films in delicious IMAX. The multiplex is lush in red velvet and fabulous “bed” seats — each seat is designed to couple two guests together. You won’t be lonely during the screening since cuddling up with someone else is mandatory to enjoy the movie(s).

► All premiere attendees will be gifted expensive swag bags upon entrance to the theater. Inside each bag guests will find a bottle of champagne, chocolate truffles, gourmet popcorn, trendy sodas, gummy candies … and one random sex toy. No harm in spicing up a special premiere, right?

The note included with the sex toy explains: 【 Get your seat partner off with this toy before the film ends for a special prize! 】 What’s the prize? Those that get their seat-partner off during the film will be given a Golden Globe. This exclusive gold statue comes in two styles: penis with balls or vagina with breasts. Congratulations!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: cameras; compulsion; costumes; dubcon; nudes; pornography; roleplaying; recording; sex tropes; stalking; video

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's May event. Since April's event was a bit serious, we're leaning in the opposite direction and going full camp for this meme.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

NAVIGATION • LOG • NETWORK • OOC • MEME

Comments

[swordpour]

(interesting.

because she never expected this, not the way that it's going. most of the time her sparring matches are with broca or one of her other friends. not like this with fake weapons. they took those from her, even if she misses the feeling of them in her hands. she might never get them back, it's difficult to tell. of them? unsurprisingly, she has the better grip on swordplay. two isn't easy to use.

it takes time, effort, and patience. all three can be a struggle for those who don't have that kind of strength to them. a swing, a slash, parry, a shuffle. she's doing her best to make it flashy, even redirecting hits as necessary. the slash to her back that aurelia takes is given to her arm, though it does little to stop her.

it's a little fun, for once. she still hates it, but she has every reason to dislike these reminders of a bygone time that had been so tiring for her. like nothing felt right for her. that everything was piling up, the pressure and the way that she almost wondered if she would have died had she stayed.)

I'll admit that you're good, but I'm not one to let myself be tied down.

(the director, of course, is starting to seem annoyed. she's not sure why. are they going a bit too hard? who knows, she isn't paying attention to when they should be saying their lines or improvising. though who can blame her? she surely did not want to be in a bad porno.)

it's perfect!!

[memori3s]

[ The newcomer barging in on the scene immediately captures Minato's attention. It's a good thing his fingers go slack from surprise. Otherwise, he'd probably be left with a pretty nasty papercut from Fuuta snatching the script out of his hands.

Fortunately, Fuuta's plan works. He's thoroughly distracted by the yapping and didn't have the chance to glance over the script.

The problem with the script was that it had real dirty stuff? As opposed to fake dirty stuff? There's a naive frown on Minato's face, and he tilts his head at the noisy newcomer. ]

That's... expected though, isn't it?

[ The director's busy scowling at Fuuta but quickly nods in agreement with Minato's response. ]

They're all probably like that.

[devilishkouhai]

[ BB is staring at her phone and if this is a manga panel, it'd be like the camera was over looking her in silence while she holds this phone in her hand. ]

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS??

no these aliens kill humans

[ Got him! ]

infact the one BB came from originaly came to scope out the humans so the alien that created it could kill them and also like, totally a space alien came and crashed landed like 14000 years ago killing all the gods yada yada trying to wipe out all of humanity because OOHH~~~~ oooAHHH~~~ bad civilization~~ spooky Altera noises~~~!!!! roar!!!

then like, the moon cell got reset and like started over basically so like it became like the aerth computer or w.e dw about it bc like BB doesnt even live in that moon anymore she lives in more like - inbetween space- what the fuck are youtrying to get me to tell you the spoilers???? shut up

mind broken yet?

anywya uhhh!!!! pirate? like francis drake? yohooo?? gotta travel around the world for the the one coin???

or like the ones that steal off the internet bc i love those pirates

[tweelight]

I don't want to be mean.

For the filming though.

What do you want to do, read lines?

[lashesout]

They're--

[Owls, they answer before she can finish her sentence. There's a bit of a staredown between her and the owl, and honestly, the longer it went on, the more irked she got.

BUT eventually, the THING steps away from the window to continue the patrol, and she looks down at the guy still cowering between her legs- she's not wearing anything underneath that perfectly see-through robe (expensive only because of the gold trimming and embroidery, her blue skin stands out.]

Stop hiding between my legs, I'm not your mother, [she hisses, but gives him a chance to remove himself on his own accord. If she's forced to do it, it won't be nice.]

[memori3s]

[ Good thing Scott's wearing shades so Minato can't see the way he's staring. On the other hand, it's... pretty obvious, based on how Scott's jaw stays dropped for a little too long.

Minato arches a brow. Wow. He stopped yelling about how uncomfortable his crotch was really fast. ]

I'm... not sure I'd call it a costume.

[ He frowns a bit and tugs at the sleeve. The fabric's actually pretty high quality? Which also means, unfortunately, it's pretty thick too. Part of him almost wishes he was in a costume. A costume would probably consist of an impractically short skirt and shorter sleeves. ]

It feels like the real thing.

[ Why does he know what the real thing feels like. ]

[cincture]

[ that so many non-religious people are being cast into the religion fetish film is actually kind of laughable, but it's not as if films of these... caliber... ever really cared much for authenticity anyway. all that's really necessary is the illusion of it, however paltry, and the costumes and setting already do most of the heavy lifting in that regard. the fact they cast an actual priest (class) as the priest (profession) is really just someone's poor idea of an inside joke.

still, a paycheck is a paycheck. sein has lived too frugally for all of his life to know how to turn down good pay. and it isn't as if he's got much in the way of dignity to begin with. ]

Of course. [ the voice on the other side of the partition sounds young, but that is not enough of a reason for sein to read out the "son" line his own script had supplied for him. ] I'm here to listen.

[ he does feel for his partner, though. he has more or less gotten the sense that in scenes like these, the focus of the feature is meant to be on the sinner, and their specific depravity, and it obviously isn't an easy thing to bear. from the sounds of things, his costar might be as unwilling as he is unwitting, and sein can't help but feel a pang of sympathy.

and so, perhaps against all better judgment, he decides he will at least try to take on a more active role here. ]

Would it help if I offered some of my own transgressions first?

[intertwinedfates]

[Welp. Owls, then. Chicken, owls, parakeets, he doesn't care which they happen to be, just that they're huge and talking and this is like something out of one of his weirder dreams when he drinks too damn much.

Once the... bird moves on, he relaxes a bit with a heavy sigh, still clinging to the woman as though she's some kind of lifeline or sanity buoy in all this craziness. At least until she says something that gets him looking up and into, well, everything, seeing as how nothing is hidden.]

Oh boy...

[Whether that's a comment on the view or simply an exclamation is tough to tell, but sensing danger, he scrambles up onto his feet and glances well away from her, his face bright with color.]

Yeah, no kidding. S-So who're you, huh? [He hazards a quick glance back at her, determinedly keeping his eyes above the neckline for all his blushing.]

[shanksyourfeels]

Name is Red Hair Shanks. Sorry for not saying sooner. It would have only been polite, seeing as your profile had your name, BB.

I still don't entirely know what happened with our world, and it is possible the people that came from the moon originally had ill intent. Otherwise, I don't think the stories line up, so probably not the same moon, after all.

The only "spoilers" I'm interested in are the ones for this hotel, or my own world, so no need to fear my prying.

No, still not broken.

I know of a Drake, but not Francis Drake, and we sail the world for the One Piece, rather than One Coin. Internet pirates are still a new concept to me, but a pirate is a pirate, rather in space, on land, on the internet, or on sea.

[edelstein]

Now, now! We should get distracted. You have a whole chat of devoted fans eager to see you fight or fuck.

[Her eyes peel away from the camera to meet his. The smirk on his face settles her nerves as she slowly untangles herself from him. Rin's now free hands cup his face and turn him toward the screen. Once he's in proper playing position, she plants a brief peck on Tomura's cheek.]

Say chat, wanna make things more exciting!? Should I try to distract him the more power ups he gets? Leave a comment letting us know!

[Does Rin even know who "chat" is? Or what it means to "leave a comment"? That's highly debatable! But she can read her lines, and put on a show.]

[broca]

[ Like so much of what happens in the Golden Peacock, that seems pretty par for the course from what Broca's observed. The beds for two and the goody bags all make a lot of sense to him, and if anything he's more surprised he hasn't seen them trying to stick three people to one bed for an even more adventurous romp.

Though he guesses if people wanted to, they could always shove their way in another couple's bed.

Instead these two have to contend to the gaudy dildo that Yato was gifted until he decides to stow it away for propriety's sake. It will get one last curious look from Broca where he has to also wonder if the skull in particular has any meaning to the guy sitting next to him. ]

You some kind of king?

[usseewa]

That’s not surprising, unfortunately.
Well, maybe we can work together?

[incirculation]

[So many living things ate but kindred were different. They sustained themselves on blood and on the act of killing. However, there was no choice to stop. So long as Clara wanted to live she needed to take part in lesser acts, like donated blood in little bottles.]

I was curious.

[she says, although her eyes don't quite match that simplicity. It's when she continues that her expression seems to line up a bit more and look more natural:]

I was worried the actor might kill the other. If they were a real vampire.

[Morbid and written with a faint smile on her lips.]

[paperpusher]

[Natori can pick up on the warning edge, and the very clear implication that Broca, at least, does consider himself to fall into that category. But here's where Natori is different from some other exorcists that Broca may have met: he doesn't go out of his way to needlessly antagonize strangers, human or otherwise. To what degree that's out of professional necessity rather than genuine kindness or tact is up for debate, but the end result is the same. If Broca wants to call himself human, Natori doesn't see the need to argue with him about it. (Natori doesn't believe him, of course, but he's not going to be rude to his face about it. That's better (?))

So: Natori gently raises his eyebrows, then gestures at their surroundings as if to encompass the entirety of the malevolent sex hotel.] The rules are different when we're in the ayakashi realm. Even a totally normal person with no special abilities to speak of can see the supernatural when in their territory. It can be a shock, but it's probably better for them that they can see what they've gotten themselves into. It'd be a pain if you couldn't see the director, right?

[He nods towards the director, who waves one of his many tentacles out of his pile of goo body. (Natori really hopes that this one isn't controversial.)]

(ᇴ‿ฺᇴ)

[cincture]

[ on the other side of the confessional, sein believes he might have just had a miniature stroke. logically, separately, he knows what all those words mean. and yet suddenly, when put together in this specific context, he finds himself completely blanking on what any word means, ever, in all of time.

slowly, his gaze crawls up towards the top corner of his side of the booth, where a small, rectangular device peers down at him. he can see its shiny lens from where he sits, and he is familiar now with the concept of cameras that he knows there is most definitely someone somewhere somehow able to view him, which means someone somewhere somehow must be seeing the utterly blank yet helpless look on his face.

in that long and painful stretch of silence that meets keita's confession, and nobody bursts into the set to say they have to start all over again, sein comes to the mildly horrifying conclusion that he's actually meant to respond to this. and that seems like such a herculean task, when you don't really trust you know how words work anymore. ]

...Was the octopus consenting?

[intertwinedfates]

[From what limited things Yato has seen, he, too, is mildly surprised at how... tame the cinema setup is. He was thinking there'd be vibrating seats or something weirder for encouraging people to get frisky. Not that he isn't glad things aren't so dramatic! A virgin guy can only take so much before he might explode from the innuendo, even if he is a bit of a perv himself.

A few more pokes and prods from Yato and he stashes away the damned thing, if it wasn't for the skull, it'd be rather nice as far as dildos go! Almost display-worthy. So instead, he pops open the champagne and pours them both a glass, offering one to Broca with a grin.]

Heh... Better than that-- I'm a god!

[Yes, he says that will all seriousness. A puff of pride, even, before taking a large sip from his own drink.]

[moracompass]

Kinich. It's a pleasure to meet you. This isn't a problem— your payment was plenty.

( Before he can say any more, though, Kinich is interrupted from the tug of the clothing around Zagreus with an outburst from his Watch. Loud and higher pitched, Ajaw makes himself known. )

Are you kidding me?! You make me sit through these mundane errands and can't even introduce me properly?! You're the worst servant!

( There's a breath of a sigh from Kinich as he shifts, like holding his arm a little further away from their cramped bodies might help him be more quiet. It doesn't, really. )

I am the Almighty Dragonlord, K'uhul Ajaw, and I deserve to be introduced as such! Grovel before me and beg for my forgiveness!

I think I'll pass.

( Kinich's deadpan voice is matched only by him focusing harder on Zagreus, gesturing for him to turn so he can get more of the stuck clothing down. It's awkward, this cramped, but... Ignoring the growling that immediately follows, he adds: ) Feel free to ignore him.

What?! Why you—!

[emancipating]

Not rude at all. I wouldn't say it's common, but my father has it... and it's been passed along to me.

[ he honestly can't tell her how it works but hopefully that will be enough. ]

I'm, er... not mortal, if that helps any.

wildcard 🖤

[saults]

[ she doesn't know what compels her to participate in the filming of these movies, really (though she can imagine that it's some kind of mental nudge from the resort that might have something to do with it), but she's not entirely against the chances for dressing up in a variety of clothing to fit some kind of mystical fantasy setting. even the dress she's been given isn't as sultry as she might have expected, even if her breasts are still prone to visibly seeming as if they might spill out of the bodice with the way they fill out the hemline, cleavage tightly nestled within, with a bit of that newer scar peeking out from within across to her collarbone.

it's the end of a shoot when she finds herself in the changing room, aiming to take the dress off, a pair of fresh and comfortable gym clothes set to the side to change into afterwards. but as she finds herself trying to peel away the dress as easily as it had been to slide it on, her fingers almost seem to slide along the drapery like fabric every time she attempts it. she tries again and again and again — nothing, as if impossible to find the find the ends of it. even attempting to hook her thumbs into the bodice to try to slip up out of it doesn't seem to work, as if stuck right there against her breasts.

she takes a deep breath, easing herself not to panic too soon. no, she just needs a little help that's all. carefully, she peeks out of the small room's door, peering out to the others walking by, either from their own participation of the film or engagement in the other indie shoots happening concurrently.

her eyes fall upon a familiar face and, while not exactly her first choice to feel comfortable in asking to help in something like this, it doesn't feel right to feel so choosey in a moment like that.

she gives a wave of her arm, awkwardly. ] Hey— um, Rude? Sorry, ah, any chance I could ask a bit of a favor from you?

[honorfelt]

(if he gets asked later, he might even explain how he knows most of the turks. specifically: tseng, rude, and reno. cissnei too, but he doubts she's here. he hopes not, anyway. they'll have to make this look good, which isn't hard. he didn't have it in him to disappoint her intentionally, not that he'd want to. his only worry is that she might even be uncomfortable with the restraints. they definitely don't seem like they are, but that's something for another time. he has more important things to worry about, about her while they're stuck doing this scene together.

even with the basics down, he has an idea that he's going to be in for it. reno had mentioned things about them becoming statues if they go without sex, about how he would later get a suit mark. everything else? it's going to be new to him.

the only positive is that he got to at least let her feel that he's alive, that he's actually here. alive. he did look apologetic, a quick murmur that he'll be back soon. he knows he will be. they didn't need to overthink the scene, they can do this the way they used to when they came close. except....admittedly, he wishes it could have been more private. he's still giving her his own first, instead of it being the way that they had once promised to one another.

his first. right, he can do this. his signal is given once he's back in position, and zack moves again. there isn't a struggle, not even him stopping. the machine knights fall with relative ease, while the director and producers seem pleased that he didn't alter the script again from his name being called out. his body this time won't be the same as she knew it. he has scars from his death, the bullets and more than that from time on the front lines when he makes his way towards her.)

Sorry it took so long, for me to arrive.

(they don't care if he makes up his lines, from what he noticed earlier. they seemed to eat it up when he did. but this is something else entirely, something born from a deeper feeling when he pauses. a hand reaches to touch her cheek again, his sword, discarded away while he memorizes her warmth. when was the last time he felt her? it's been too long.

rough fingertips brush along her soft skin when he starts to caress her cheek, he wants to do this somewhat properly. attempt to. it's a porno, he hates that perhaps, but can anyone blame him for wanting to convey how he felt still?)

[devilishkouhai]

(˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵) hehe, skanks.

[ New name acquired, also BB's interest piqued regarding Shanks' apparent ability to keep a straight face and continue the conversation as is - usually, people diverge the conversation by now and things get wonky. Seeing him respond and keep to it interests her! ]

idc tbf im the only one you can ask stuff about this kind of thing from my universe - bc she can cheat, if anyone else did theyd technically get in trouble? or feel like they would get in trouble, probably say things like 'weh weh magus society' and 'weh weh holy grail wars'

[ She is information poking to see if anyone she knows is here. ]

oh!!! Well BB is a cyber sea devil, so she hopes this mister pirate can handle this delectable cyber sea cutey!!!

[emancipating]

[ he's never been to the movies before, nor does he really know what they are, exactly. like a play of some sort? but on a screen? honestly, he doesn't know how anyone is expected to pay attention when the seats are so comfortable.

he could likely sleep through the entire thing, but fortunately (?), mitsuru effectively wakes him up. ]

Mn—? [ zagreus starts awake and sits up a little, one hand coming up to rub the sleep from his eyes. ] Something wrong?

[edelstein]

Not everybody. Just to people to who seem run their mouth about things they don't want others to hear.

🐕🐕🐕🐕

[honorfelt]

What? I got something else on my face?

(not more than him being scarred, right? he's got some others. right along his torso, bullets don't make for a wonderful time. especially not whenever they killed him, the rest weren't from him being shot at, though. some comes from his job, others perhaps even sephiroth. he's already stuck sitting there in only a pair of shorts and tank top in the meantime.

wait, hold on a second. what did she mean, add another!? she didn't mean she was going to cut up his face, right? because the last time that he got facial scars, oh buddy, that didn't feel good a single bit. it felt more like someone took a knife and stabbed him with it repeatedly in his cheek when he got the pair there. made eating a bit rough, but what can you do? he sure doesn't know. he can't even complain much.)

Literally? I think I'm good! The two I got hurt enough.

(zack....why would you assume that she meant literally.)

I'm not sure if more might suit me, though, huh....

are u

[emancipating]

[ zagreus had gone through his gift bag and promptly helped himself to the snacks earlier before passing out. the resort had kindly (?) included a dildo in there for his efforts, which he thankfully recognizes, but a fleshlight is... something else.

now that he's awake, he squints down at it in childe's hand before shaking his head. ]

Um, not that I remember, no. Have you?