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【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

We are pleased to announce that several films have begun production in the resort! All guests are encouraged to participate as actors and crew during this time. Two highly anticipated blockbusters are part of the filming block and will have an opening night premiere at the newly renovated Hatchbox Theater.

We would also like to extend a gentle warning to all actors. New tabloids and journalists have snuck into the Peacock alongside production, so please be cautious of aggressive reporters. We would hate to see our beloved guests embroiled in public scandal.

Please look forward to your debut on the silver screen and all of the new artistic content soon available for your viewing pleasure! 】

HONEYWAGONS

A STAR'S WELCOME

WELCOME TO THE LOT

► All of these new stars are being welcomed to the Peacock in style. The Nest, the resort's premier massive shopping complex, is now lined with dozens upon dozens of trailers, each with a glittering gold star on the door. While unassuming on the outside, the inside of these honeywagons are pockets of luxury in tiny square footage. The catch? Why, characters are stuffed up to 4 in a trailer, of course. We're sure you'll figure something out.

► Characters still wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. This round’s robes are a mixed bag of gaudy glitz and old money velvet, reflecting the dual faces of Hollywood. Whether you're sporting some classic luxury with a pipe or draped in cheetah faux fur, these robes are skimpy, potentially giving a raunchy photoshoot to those pesky paparazzi!

► Existing characters are welcome to take up residence in any empty slots in these honeywagons. Just because you're not the newest ingenue on the block doesn't mean you're forgotten. Besides, we need you experienced actors close to set for quick costume changes and touch-ups. No need to ask to be moved! It’s all taken care of already.

HIRED HENS

► Several security guards have been newly hired to protect the actors from paparazzi and potential threats. These burly cocos and hens all have three things in common: tight black suits, rippling muscles, and owl heads. These heads aren't just for show; this elite group of guards can swivel their heads 360 degrees to provide the utmost level of surveillance.

► Unfortunately for actors, these owls are both nocturnal and way too into their jobs. They particularly like doing rounds during night hours and staring into the windows of the honeywagons to watch the actors sleep. Some owls will creep into the trailers to watch over their charges by sitting at their bedsides. An owl may be there, staring, where you least expect it. However, their diligence may not necessarily be a bad thing!

► Alongside owl security, actors may find themselves bombarded by paparazzi. These photo-hungry tabloid journalists are all after shots that will fetch a high price, willing to do anything for a scoop. The majority of these new paparazzi, in contrast to owl security, have hummingbird heads. They're just as quick too, zooming in and out of both backstage and the sets in search of a scandal.

► Be careful, because hummingbirds aren't the only paparazzi. That's right — guests, new or existing, may find themselves scouted to play ball with the tabloids. They may not be as obvious as those aggressive hummingbird reporters; some may even be working undercover in search of a scandal to sell to the highest bidder. All actors are at risk of embarrassing or defamatory photos being published in resort magazines or posted to the bulletin boards.

ACTOR RESUME

WELLA WARBLER

Height: 4 inches
Weight: 5 oz
Age: 3 years (24 in bird years!)
Eye color: black
Hair color: yellow

TYPECAST & SUITABLE ROLES

• animal sidekick
• emotional guide
• damsel in distress

KINKS & FETISHES

• berry licking
• mating dances
• hardcore bdsm

SPECIAL SKILLS

• singing
• flying fast
• speed sudoku

ROLE REGISTER

► What better way to get to know your colleagues than to check out their resume? All guests will have access to the actor registry, which provides an overview of actors and basic information about them.

► The registry, with the help of the Golden Peacock's AI, can also flag complementary resumes. An actor that may have good chemistry, match the requirements for a particular scene, or has unique experience relevant to an upcoming job may reappear at the top of the search several times.

► Actors can communicate through the registry. There is a general messaging board where everyone can see what is posted and personal inboxes for private correspondence with an actor. Actors are encouraged to collaberate because many of the scenes in the available movie projects involve intimacy.

COPYABLE CODE

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COSTUME DEPARTMENT

GET INTO CHARACTER

PICK OUT YOUR DUDS

► The trendy clothing boutiques of The Nest have been transformed. The walls between these small stores have vanished to create a vast costume warehouse divided by department, seemingly overnight. Actors may freely browse the racks to select suitable costumes for the roles they've been cast. The directors aren't picky about how their actors dress as long as it suits the part, allowing guests creative freedom as part of the process.

► Actors that choose costumes that are extremely unsuitable for their roles will be forced to change into something chosen by costuming staff. These mandated costumes will be on theme but will always be slutty, sexy, and enhance an actor's unique "assets". An actor blessed with a bountiful bosom may find themselves wearing a tight little lace bra while an actor with a thick ass may end up in assless chaps. It's all about giving the people what they want, you know?

► All articles in the warehouse run the risk of being possessed. There are no clear-cut signs as to which pieces are cursed and which are not before putting something on. Possessed costumes come in two flavors: Type A and Type B.

Type A possessions are straightforward. The actor wearing a Type A costume cannot remove it alone — they will find that no matter how many times they grab a button or tug on that zipper tab, nothing will unfasten. Someone else must remove the costume for them. Good thing there are a bunch of changing rooms just big enough to fit two people inside around, huh?

Type B possessions are unique. The actor wearing the costume will begin to feel influenced by it. They may feel inspired or compelled to act out the role it embodies. This possession will not be satisfied until some level of resonance between actor and role is achieved. While the possession isn't satisfied the costume cannot be removed. But hey, you're an actor headed to set, so surely this is only gravy for your performance!

DOLLED UP

► Done getting into costume? Head over to hair and makeup! After all, clothes are only half the battle. Whether you need to get glammed up or slapped into some monster makeup, the makeup artists are here to help. Mostly. Actually, they're super understaffed, and there aren't enough makeup artists to meet demand. Though they hate to ask, could you guys potentially help each other get ready?

► Actors confident in their makeup and hair styling skills (or just confident) will be allowed to use any tools to help get their fellow actors ready. However, any actors kind enough to jump in and assist will be warned that many of these products are made at home in the Golden Peacock. If not used with discretion, they can potentially make the actor being worked on ... extremely horny! Like a game of Russian roulette, one in five of all beauty products are created with aphrodisiacs. Ironically, this isn't even for the sake of getting guests into the Game 52 spirit — their supplies are just like that.

► Fill-in artists shouldn't fret too much. The majority of those products only have aphrodisiacs in minuscule amounts. When applied carefully they typically cause minor arousal or sensitivity. Artists that spray and paint with reckless abandon, however, may find a new problem on their hands!

GRAB A GIG

FIND YOUR BIG BREAK

GETTING TO SET

► The Golden Peacock is buzzing with excitement for two big blockbusters that are currently in production: LORD OF THE WINGS and STAR WARBLERS. Both of these films come from movie franchises that are adored resort-wide for their iconic blend of story, romance, porn, and action.

► Directors will be filming dozens of scenes with different actors in lead and supporting roles. Actors are given creative freedom on how to approach their roles, with barebones scripts that offer a general idea of where the scene should go and some spicy lines here and there. One actor’s take on a role may be different than another’s.

For example, three different actors portraying the Dragon Lord in Lord of the Wings may take their portrayals three different ways. A lonely Dragon Lord, a villainous Dragon Lord, and a misunderstood Dragon Lord are all fair game. Supporting characters such as the elves and faeries the warriors meet during their travels are completely free game within the bounds of “elf” and “fairy” in classic movie tropes.

► Two new floors have appeared in the ever-changing Peacock, each dedicated to one of the films, due to their massive and comprehensive sets. Guests will discover two new buttons on every elevator’s operating panel. Actors and fans are invited to enjoy these sets even when the camera isn’t rolling — this blend of high-tech VR and real world elements comes at a very high budget, so guests are encouraged get their fill while they’re available!

INDIE HITS

► In addition to the two massive blockbusters, several spin-off series and porn shorts currently casting and underway. The directors of these major motion pictures have kindly permitted the filming of smaller projects using these unique movie sets when they aren’t already in use. Smalltime directors and film enthusiasts are eagerly pitching their porn scripts in hopes that they’ll get made!

► Several smaller sets can be found around the Peacock for these homegrown productions. While some scripts utilize locations that can already be found in the Peacock, other long-standing guests have pooled their money together to establish a handful of sets not already available in the resort. These sets are open for use at any time.

► Unlike the large production crews of Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers, these smaller porn projects do not have a big budget for staff. Some projects utilize AI and drones to film, so actors that are shy about getting down and dirty around a physical cameraman need not worry! Both the producers and the Golden Peacock staff want their stars to be as comfortable as possible to fully enjoy the experience.

SPIN THE WHEEL

► It wouldn’t be the Golden Peacock if there weren’t some kind of game-like twist! While actors are encouraged to go out for any roles or films they find interesting, those looking to win large and extra-large chip payments can spin the fetish wheel to up the ante. Actors that spin the fetish wheel must incorporate what the ticker lands on into their next role.

► Can’t manage to work it into your scene? Those that fail their fetish task will find a huge chip deduction from their bank account and a punishment waiting for them. Any actors that fail the game must dress up in sexy costumes and go around the Golden Peacock handing out fliers for the premiere of Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers, with strict instructions to dance sexily for anyone that accepts a flier. Hey, the directors have spent tons of money on these movies, they’ll take free advertising however they can get it.

► SPIN THE WHEEL HERE!

LORD OF THE WINGS

AN EPIC (AND SEXY) JOURNEY

【 Once upon a time, in a magical land far, far away...

The Lord of the Wings, a massive dragon with no equal, demanded a bride tribute from all of the kingdoms across the continent. Every month each province was required to send their most beautiful men and women to become the dragon's next bride(s). Ever greedy, the dragon was not satisfied with having one bride. Not with twelve brides, nor two hundred brides. The dragon always demanded more. The number of hot people around to bang dwindled. Things were looking grim.

Soon, a group of brave warriors gathered to travel the lands and slay this dragon. They enjoyed adventures of fucking their way through sirens, fucking their way though the faeries, and fucking their way through the mage school and beastmen tribes. They reached the dragon's crystal lair where the dragon, who took beautiful humanoid form, approached them.

The dragon promised that if any warrior could satisfy them sexually, they would return all of the brides to their homes. Each warrior took a turn trying to satisfy the dragon — but only with their efforts combined in one massive orgy was the dragon finally satisfied.

All of the brides were released and the warriors moved into the crystal lair to live a loving polyamorous relationship with the dragon. All was well. The end. 】

A FANTASTICAL SET

► Guests taking the elevator to the new floor labeled 'LORD OF THE WINGS SET' will are greeted with a cool, damp breeze as soon as the doors open. Unlike any other area of the resort, this set evokes a very real sensation of stepping out onto the earth to embrace snowcapped mountains, lush forests, and wide-open sky. The size of this set is massive with different climates depending upon where filming is happening. Towns, villages, and tribes can also be found.

► The set is teeming with background actors that have been instructed to stay in character at all times. Actors may encounter both friend and foe while exploring the set, regardless of whether or not the cameras are rolling. Lord of the Wings features a wide range of character types ranging from humans and elves to monsters and beasts.

► Key locations in The Lord of the Wings are: human villages; siren's cove; fairy's forest; Beastmen wilds; Elven mountains; and the dragon's crystal lair. But these are not the only locations in the set! Actors will find a fantastical range of areas to explore and enjoy.

MAGICAL DANGERS

When it comes to movie magic, the Golden Peacock is more magic than movie! While sets are generally safe and violence is simulated, there are elements of the film that can affect actors for real. If guests aren't careful, they may really find themselves in a sticky situation and need a clever Hollywood way to get out of it. Or maybe they'll need to live out a classic trope for real.

► LIEBERRIES: Found in the Elven mountains. Delicious but cursed: you can only lie for 20 minutes after consumption. Beware misunderstandings!

► SNUGGLEBLOSSOMS: Found in the Fairy forest. These charming blossoms produce an immense amount of pollen. Breathing in snuggleblossom pollen is lethal. The only cure is to fuck within two hours of inhaling.

► THERAPANGO: Found in the Siren's cove. Anyone eating it will spill their emotional baggage to the nearest object (tree, statue, enemy soldier). It's cathartic, if not dignified.

► RAINBOW CRYSTALS: Found in the dragon's crystal lair. Contact with a rainbow crystal will increase endurance but delay/deny orgasms. No wonder the dragon was so hard up!

STAR WARBLERS

A THRILLING (AND SEXY) SPACE OPERA

【 Once upon a time, in a galaxy, far away...

The Palm Warblers and the Pine Warblers, two different legions of the massive Warbler fleet, began to battle. Whenever their ships would meet in space they would fight with the winner taking prisoners of war. After one such battle, a captured Captain of the Palm Warbler legion held in prison met a Lieutenant of the Pine Warbler tribe. After some rivalry, the two fell deeply in love.

They had a ton of kinky prison sex. However, the two were not satisfied with fucking between prison bars. They wanted to properly marry. But how could they with their two legions at war?

They each gathered friends and more sex was had between all. More matches between the Palms and the Pines happened, leading to even more kinky space sex. Bolstered by friendship and newfound fetishes, they gripped their laser guns and seized the science lab where some important keystone gemstone was being examined and researched by space scientists. This stone was very important for the future breeding of the Warbler race.

By holding the lab hostage, the ship's Commander put down their weapons and handed over the keys. The Palm Captain and the Pine Lieutenant held hands as they steered the ship off to find a new planet where they could live in peace together. The war between the two tribes ended because of good sex. All was well. The end. 】

A TASTE OF OUTER SPACE

► Guests taking the elevator to the new floor labeled 'STAR WARBLERS' will greeted with the ethereal hue of stars and planets outside of crystal-clear windows. While the set of Star Warblers is smaller than Lord of the Wings, it's far more detailed, completely imitating a starship traveling through the vastness of space. All of the elements of the spaceship are dripping in high-tech science fiction.

► The set includes background actors that have been instructed to stay in character at all times. Actors may encounter both friend and foe while exploring the set, regardless of whether or not the cameras are rolling. The background actors of Star Warblers are primarily Warbler Troops wearing helmets, highly ranked Warblers in sharp military uniforms, and white-coat clad scientists.

► Key locations in Star Warblers are: the prison hold, the ship's bridge, the command deck, and the ship's research laboratory. But these are not the only locations in the set! Actors will find a range of futuristic areas to explore on the ship.

ALIEN THREATS

Why keep the science fiction fictional when the Peacock can provide the real thing? While sets are generally safe and violence is simulated, there are elements of the film that can affect actors for real. If guests aren't careful, they may really find themselves in a sticky situation and need a clever Hollywood way to get out of it. Or maybe they'll need to live out a classic trope for real.

► 'TORTURE' BOTS: Found in the prison hold. Robots programmed to 'torture' prisoners into revealing information. These bots are equipped with dildos, vibrators, pussy pocket hands, lube jets, feather ticklers, etc. These bots can be controlled by the wardens for more intimate 'torture' sessions.

► SPACE RATS: Found in various locations. Small, neon rats that run around the hallways and in cargo areas of the ship. If bitten by a space rat, their bite will continue to swell until the bitten person has sex.

► GREEN GOOP: Found in the research labs. In syringes and in massive bubbling pods. When not watched, the goop will move on its own and try to absorb anyone around into it.

► GEMSTONE EGG: Found in the research lab. The gemstone egg that the scientists are evaluating, important for the future of the Warbler race. Any physical contact with the gemstone egg will inspire the sudden urge to mate and breed.

SHORT FILMS

THE GOLDEN PEACOCK SUPPORTS THE ARTS

【 Ladies and Gentlemen!

Peacock Productions is pleased to announce the following short erotic films. Actors interested in participating in filming are welcome to arrive on set to shoot at any time. Various accommodations are available depending upon actor comfort.

FILMS
• ALIENS PROBED ME!
• ARRANGED MARRIAGE WEDDING NIGHT
• BIG TIDDY NUN NEEDS PUNISHING
• BIRD IN THE BUSH
• EXORCIST KIDNAPPED BY DEMON LOVER
• FELINE ATTRACTION
• GUARD TOPS MASTER IN BED
• HORNY NERD CREAMPIE
• HOT FOR TEACHER
• INCUBUS SEDUCES SLUTTY PRIEST

FILMS
• JEALOUS SPOUSE DISCIPLINES LOVER
• LONELY TENTACLES WANT LOVE
• MAGES GONE WILD
• PIZZA DELIVERY BOY IS HOT
• PLANTS HUNGER FOR SEX
• SAMURAI PLEDGES AND SERVES
• THEY WERE BOTH BOTTOMS
• TOP ON TOP ACTION
• VAMPIRE’S AROUSING BITE
• VIRGIN’S FIRST TIME
• WHOLESOME COUPLE MAKING LOVE
• WOLFMAN TAKES A MATE

… and many, many, many more! We look forward to working with you. 】

BOX OFFICE BOOM

► "And many, many, many more!" is no exaggeration. Smalltime directors and long-standing guests are producing dozens of pornos and these pornos are in need of actors. The above is not the extent of possibility. Players are encouraged to make up any kind of porno scene they want! Characters may take advantage of open sets to make videos or take photoshoots for their personal use, general public release not required.

► These pornos typically lack story and focus more on fetish and kink. The plots are loose, the lines are ad-libbed, and if there are any crew around it's one guy in a hoodie eating a donut. However, the cameras available for rent are just as high quality as the ones used on Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers. If that's not your style, all Watches have the capability to connect via bluetooth to film through standing cameras.

► Actors that participate in filming will receive a large payout per role. The more jobs you take, the more money you'll make! Alternatively, actors that don't fill any roles may find their bank accounts suddenly plunged deep into the red, no matter how rich they may have been before.

EXTRA SETS

Current Peacock locations and all of the Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers sets may be used for pornos. However, the world of kink is vast and variety is the spice of life. Several smaller open sets not usually available have appeared around the resort for actor use.

► CASTLE(S): Sets featuring the aesthetics of historical castles. Numerous versions are available, each influenced by a different culture (eg, English; French; Italian, Spanish; Russian; Chinese; Japanese; Korean; etc).

► CHURCH: A church stylized after Catholic/Christian aesthetics. Includes a confessional, pews, altar, and worship room.

► MANSION: A luxurious mansion designed to evoke high-class old money. Includes a servants' quarters for clandestine cross-class affairs.

► BEACH: An enclosed set with powdery sand and an artificial ocean. Includes grottos, a lifeguard station, and a large rubber shark.

► OFFICE: A plain work office lacking any particular unique qualities. Includes cubicles, copy machine, manager's office, and conference rooms. Smells like soul-sucking capitalism.

PREMIERE

YOUR BIG DEBUT

WALK THE RED CARPET

► We’re rolling out the red carpet! Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers open the same night. All actors that participated in any film, be it one of the blockbusters or a smaller project, are invited to dress to the nines and blow kisses to their adoring fans while strutting their stuff. Actors will have the chance to take fabulous glam photoshoots and share their thoughts about filming with reporters. Be careful, anything that happens on the red carpet can become tomorrow’s hot new gossip. Some of those pesky hummingbird journalists are so eager for a scandal that they’ll make something happen, sneakily!

► The Golden Peacock has upgraded its formerly dinky little theater into a grand multiplex for the occasion, so actors and audience can enjoy these films in delicious IMAX. The multiplex is lush in red velvet and fabulous “bed” seats — each seat is designed to couple two guests together. You won’t be lonely during the screening since cuddling up with someone else is mandatory to enjoy the movie(s).

► All premiere attendees will be gifted expensive swag bags upon entrance to the theater. Inside each bag guests will find a bottle of champagne, chocolate truffles, gourmet popcorn, trendy sodas, gummy candies … and one random sex toy. No harm in spicing up a special premiere, right?

The note included with the sex toy explains: 【 Get your seat partner off with this toy before the film ends for a special prize! 】 What’s the prize? Those that get their seat-partner off during the film will be given a Golden Globe. This exclusive gold statue comes in two styles: penis with balls or vagina with breasts. Congratulations!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: cameras; compulsion; costumes; dubcon; nudes; pornography; roleplaying; recording; sex tropes; stalking; video

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's May event. Since April's event was a bit serious, we're leaning in the opposite direction and going full camp for this meme.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

NAVIGATION • LOG • NETWORK • OOC • MEME

Comments

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[icequeenly]

Yes. I was informed that it compliments my features. [ By her family's stylist. Clothes, make-up etc are all picked out for her back home. ]

Yes please. [ To both of those. Slightly relieved that he hasn't yet proposed to paint her eyelids sparkly and purple or something similar but there's still time yet. ]

...Do you do this professionally?

[ You know, just curious. Just in case she's about to look a mess and to what degree if so. He's definitely a fellow off-worlder rather than a long-time resident guest/local from what she can gather so far. ]

[shanksyourfeels]

Quietly, Shanks follows. When he takes the seat by Uta he's careful about the distance between them, though, always still within Uta's reach.

Start with the bad stuff, and don't bother to soften the blow, or give much explanation of what he even means - that seems to be Shanks' way, sometimes - as he bluntly tells her, "You're in a sex hotel," he sighs as he moves on to, "and we're trapped here. As of now, we haven't found a way out, that I'm aware of. And even people that we thought left? You will find them as statues. So doesn't look like they left, either."

He tilts his head, and attempts to give Uta a bold smile as he adds, "On the bright side, it's a large place. Even if there's no real outdoors, they create realistic virtual ones. Much like the movie set. The food seems endless, but you do have to be careful about sticking to your own share." And, of course, everything is laced, and Shanks is a landlocked pirate, therefore actually miserable underneath everything he chooses to focus on.

And Uta? Here? Yeah...his mind is already trying to slip off that thought. Yes, she's an adult, a former pirate, at that, and should indulge as she pleases, but he does not want to know about it. Or think about it. Or worry about whom might take advantage of her. He will kill anyone that tries.

[blastedass]

pera pera pera

[Aka: blah blah blah or yadda yadda yadda. He's only licked his lips in front of Till ONCE too! So there.]

21?! you look like you're fucking 16!

[paperpusher]

[He's not expecting the water bottle, but manages to avoid making a complete and utter fool of himself (well, for this one thing, at least) and catches it. He's not winning any baseball games, but at least he doesn't completely fumble it-- then he'd really never hear the end of the lectures about why sleeping is important.] Thanks.

[He means it! He twists off the cap and takes a swig before continuing-- might as well drink what he can before he has to start worrying about messing up the makeup.] Mm, I'm more of a takeout or conbini meals kind of guy if I'm going to eat something at home. [Plus if he orders delivery, people would know where he lives.] But I have had surprisingly good pizza in the countryside! You wouldn't expect it, but there's a great Italian place out in the mountains of Kumamoto. I recommend it if you're ever in the area. Once we get out of here, I mean.

I-b

[apothecrazy]

[ Maomao would much rather spend her time doing someone else's makeup than her own or whatever comes after. She's been stuck in a costume that is not only uncomfortable, but also shows off more skin than she'd rather show. She has no assets to speak of to show off, so it seems they've decided to just go as risque as possible.

For the time being, she's trying to hide amid actors needing help with their makeup. When she's approached jumps at the chance. This is perhaps the most animated she is outside of talking about her special interest in medicinal and poisonous plants. ]

Of course. Take a seat, and I'll see what I can do.

[blastedass]

[just because you learn a skill doesn't mean you have to like it, dammit! doesn't help this asshole's bundled up like a fucking burial at sea, even his head tucked under the covers to avoid getting woken up. who the hell doesn't wake up after getting smacked on the shoulder and yelled at repeatedly?! unless he's fucking dead-- which a few pops and crackles of small explosions to the side suggest might be the approaching reason...

bakugo snarls before grabbing at the sheets and yanking it, trying to at least reveal the person's head so he can yell into his ear this time! *SHOOMPH!* ... oh.

as soon as he sees that familiar spill of luxurious russet hair and a pair of furry round ears, he knows exactly who's sharing his bed with him! yeah, so about that.]

Why you-

[HE'S NOT DEAD AT ALL!! JUST FUCKING LAZY!!

Twang him out of bed with a yank of the sheets? Blast him through the wall with a massive explosion? Flick him on his stupid ear or yank his tail like a complete asshole?

...

Nah, how about he just shove his middle finger up Leona's ass while smirking at him from above?]

Natori Shuuichi | Natsume Yuujinchou

[paperpusher]

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un: wildflower

[loosestrifes]

( a battle crazy boy who can cook and clean?? hold on, he's using this actor app as a bodyguard resume. )

So you enjoy battle, but are you any good at it? I'd like to hear some stories of your successes, you know?

[nintendog]

It's kind of hard to miss.

( on account of the costume choices ranging from the outrageous to nonexistent no matter what the film title is. not that she's grown any used to seeing this amount of bared skin, but the idea doesn't seem foreign to her either.

it also doesn't seem to occur to her that perhaps society as a whole and its demeanor might be different across worlds? so she just chatters as if work like this is something of a norm even if she's personally never dealt in it.

at least he's not making her current task difficult, so that's nice! the way he settles in his chair is absolutely taken for permission to get started with the prep work after some testing on the back of her hand.

she's even gentle despite her brashness. she wouldn't want people to be anything else if they had to do her makeup for her, after all. )

I get sent out to hunt monsters. ( to put simply, just ignore the fact that she's positively sparkling with pride. ) My blood seems to be something they favor over others, so it saves a lot of time when I'm the one dispatched.

( this is no time to be preening, and yet! )

But what about you? Was this something you were already doing before?

[edelstein]

The ones I know are particularly notorious troublemakers.

[edelstein]

Then why don't you just portal yourself out?

[She knows he probably can't, but that won't stop her from being a pain in the ass.]

grab a gig a, i couldn't resist cdfgvhjk

[gurge]

[ maybe there's some anonymity kink at play here, because Scott's co-star — mousy and sweet, if a bit austere — has had very few, shyly-delivered lines and a veil over "her" face the entire time. a little tall and broad, sure, but a form-fitted white dress of flowing lace and sheer gone dirty in the big climactic flight has shown off the assets: big tits (unnatural) and a fat ass (natural), offering an allure right on the virgin/harlot dichotomy. nerds eat this shit up. ]

[ so here they are. with a dress that goes down (bulky?) arms to tie around a finger, that hand is the only thing exposed as Scott takes it: tanned skin, a broad and square palm with thick knuckles, well-worked calluses that make for a rough touch. the other raises to pull the veil back, and it's the Big Reveal — ]

[ a sharp and square jaw, gauged ears, long black hair and honeyed eyes looking at his savior with mischievous mirth gleaming bright. honestly, he's pretty enough without make-up. ]

My hero, [ and what a low, unctuous voice. his eyes lid, and he jumps up, fully expecting Scott to catch him and all that muscled weight bridal-style, the tattered ends of his dress and his hair flowing in synthesized wind. ]

I knew you'd come for me. [ faux coquette, with the smile of a vixen: ] Now is it my turn to come for you~?

Re: magical dangers

[heavyliesthecrown]

[Suddenly, there is a man. With...ears...? materializing from the brush and foliage of the forest floor. He startles when it suddenly moves before him, before relaxing a moment later. It isn't a wild animal after all (not that he imagines they would have real ones upon a set). Even if his long, wild hair somehow reminds him of a mane.]

Clearly, I am intentionally interrupting. A good thing, too, it appears, as I have finally stumbled upon someone.

[And about time. He has no idea how long he has been wandering around for. How is that the set is this large? Eyes focusing on the man before him, he has a somewhat wild, rugged appearance, as though the forest is meant to be his domain. He is certainly manly. Not for the first time does Tsukasa feel frustrated that, in contrast, he has been stuffed into something more suitable to a damsel.

... Something about sacrifices to a dragon. Even though he would clearly fit the part of a noble knight to the rescue much more.]

I wish for nothing more than to escape this set and allow everyone else to resume their proper filming. But somehow, I... have become turned around. You are the first face I have seen in some time.

[uptill]

what's that supposed to mean?

[ Time to slip back into miscommunication it seems. He is going to stare at that pera pera pera for a good long minute before reading the rest of the message. ]

no i don't. i'm different. but i heard most changes stop about two years after puberty in humans. or something like that. whatever.

i'm taller than you. [ So there! ]

you're like a kid compared to me.

[edelstein]

[Her hand squeezes around the crumpled ball of paper in her hand, but rather than snap at him? She sighs. Of course, "Space Rebel is what I live for," puts some major doubts in her about Haru's abilities. However she's not the one letting amateurs take up pivotal parts in the preparation process. Whatever bird brain came up with that can deal with how she looks on set. Not Rin's Problem.]

That depends. Don't think you can get away with just anything because you're cute.

["Cute"? Hint #1 that Haru is at least passing well enough that Rin just assumes he's a really flat-chested girl.]

lord of the wings

[apothecrazy]

[ Maomao, likewise, is trying to stay away from all that's going on as best she can. But the plants catch her interest, and before she knows it, she's flitting around with a basket (don't ask where she found it) on her hip. Pausing here and there to carefully uproot plants to add to her collection.

The new plants have proven enough of a distraction from the awful costume she's found herself in. Given she has no real assets to speak of, they decided to put her in armor (so they called it, but what would this armor protect?) that shows off more skin than she'd like. Hadn't they ever heard of being sexy without showing off a lot of skin?

In any case, it's while she's gathering new plants that she stumbles across the very grumpy-looking man in a silver wig. Everything about him screams 'leave me alone,' and Maomao is more than pleased to do just that. Yet, as is the nature of this place, she finds herself drawn to him. ]

Are you unwell? [ Her tone is as flat as her expression. ]

[nintendog]

( the answer he gives almost sparks another lecture, but she stares instead like she's still thinking about it. one look is all it'd take to know that it's definitely about how that can't possibly be a balanced diet. )

In the mountains?

( she sounds dubious.. )

I didn't think there'd be much out there, to be honest. I've never been that far out.

( he can hold onto the bottle for now, but she'll be getting started now with cleaning up her canvas so it can't be said she's not performing her task diligently. )

Is the area.. big?

( populated is more what she means. she's trying to imagine how businesses like that would survive in the wilderness, you see. )

[nobiliteatime]

I have always prided myself on my willingness to learn new things, but I was certainly not referring to this.

That being said, this does present a bit of a respite from the ravages of war and unrest where I come from. I can only imagine that for some people, this place is a marked improvement from wherever they may come.

[rhapsodical]

really
all the troublemakers i know are big tough guys
hey
do those kinds of guys get a name too?

[tweelight]

who said I wanted to leave?

[ He wants to leave!!! It just kind of sounds... cowardly... when someone else assumes he'd be gone on day one. ]

[edelstein]

Yeah.

"Annoying".

[BEEFCAKE. THE TERM IS BEEFCAKE.]

[redfortune]

Personally I'd rather be back at home to get the war over with. But everyone's different. Might be better than a shell hole, but there's people back there I'm thinking about.

[edelstein]

Oh. So you're a freak?

III-b (will they finally do the thing?)

[apothecrazy]

[ Maomao isn't actually all that interested in the films being played in the theater, but it does get her away from everything else going on. ]

I'm not sure that's even possible. [ She mutters. Whether it's a response to Aak's question or to what's going on on screen is hard to say, especially when she doesn't bother to look at him.

So tossing a turned-on vibrator into her lap is a good way to get her attention. She jumps, feeling the sudden movement, letting out a small yip as she does. Once she realizes what it is, she grabs it and turns to Aak, waving it in his face. Though not without turning it off first, so it's still wiggling in her hand.

He's always trying to get a rise out of her, and he's succeeded. ]

What the hell?

[nobiliteatime]

Yes, that is the truth. I have many good friends and allies left behind, as well as duties I would rather be carrying out. I will miss them all terribly.

I do not wish to pry, but if you wish to share it, I would like to hear more about you and where you come from.