That's right, you really missed out. [ He'd have to be blind and deaf not to see how the mere suggestion that Ruggie's lost out on free food lands like a bomb, setting him off into a panic. In typical demonic fashion, when faced with someone's weaknesses he doesn't hesitate to twist the knife even further. ]

As I recall, it was a delicious spread, with everything from heaps of streak and plates overflowing with all manner of seafood to the most decadent of desserts. [ As he prattles on, pale wings shake their delicate feathers out to shed some of the water Ruggie had so kindly shared from his jacuzzi soak. ]

Naturally, it was an all-you-can-eat affair without rules on portion control, so more than a few guests even managed to sneak things back to their rooms to savor for days afterward. [ He can only imagine this must be torture for someone living off tasteless goop composed of nutrients and minerals. ]