[ If successfully getting to dunk Ruggie underwater means J's target lands a hit on him, it's a reasonable price to pay. He heals quickly, so whatever meager bit of discomfort the swat leaves behind disappears almost instantly anyway. The real offense here is the fact Ruggie's grubby little hand splatters jacuzzi-juice all over J's innocent (no) paw caught in the middle of this scuffle. ]
Oh, were you resting just now? [ Is that Ruggie's shirt, neatly folded on the stone bench just an arm's length away from the jacuzzi? Or is it a towel? Either way, J plucks it up as he settles on the bench to wipe his water-logged leg with it. His towels have been placed nearby, unused and intentionally left free of the pool grime and fuzz presently collecting on the item used to clean his drenched lower limb. ]
You made for such a ghastly sight, I didn't think you were still alive.
[ Any further remarks fly out the window with an indignant sputter once Ruggie kicks off a bout of violent head shaking. One of J's wings sweeps out to shield him not a moment too soon, deflecting the fur-infused water that flies all over creation with the action.
Is no part of him safe from your watery wrath, Ruggie?? ]
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Oh, were you resting just now? [ Is that Ruggie's shirt, neatly folded on the stone bench just an arm's length away from the jacuzzi? Or is it a towel? Either way, J plucks it up as he settles on the bench to wipe his water-logged leg with it. His towels have been placed nearby, unused and intentionally left free of the pool grime and fuzz presently collecting on the item used to clean his drenched lower limb. ]
You made for such a ghastly sight, I didn't think you were still alive.
[ Any further remarks fly out the window with an indignant sputter once Ruggie kicks off a bout of violent head shaking. One of J's wings sweeps out to shield him not a moment too soon, deflecting the fur-infused water that flies all over creation with the action.
Is no part of him safe from your watery wrath, Ruggie?? ]