[ SHE'S NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE OKAY so they are alluring to her in a way. just... not the guy wearing them, apparently. maybe.

she blinks at the makeshift frame, her face flat as she raises a brow. i too am going to make this short bc im lazy ]

Loopholes? I don't know... The rules seem foolproof to me. If you have sex with enough people, you'll get your wish granted -- assuming that it's even possible in the first place.

[ even an idiot would be hard-pressed to misconstrue such simple instructions. ]