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Wade "The Weirdest Guy Alive ™" Wilson ([personal profile] zipit_thanos) wrote in [community profile] peacockstop 2025-01-26 04:26 am (UTC)

[ No no no no. No. He's not in weird, sexy Casino Royale with this particular X-Man before he was one! No fucking way! A flicker of dismay crosses his scarred face before he pinches his bottom lip under his teeth and a hiss escapes past it. ]

Ffffffffff --

[ The hissing sound behind his teeth grow louder, more intense as his hands lift as if to clutch his bald head, but he realizes almost too late that they're still grimed over with whatever sauces and other fluids he's got all over himself and swerves it just in time. But then he erupts with a very loud: ]

FUCK!!

[ Queue a whiny sound through his nose as he tries to turn in place, unsure if he should just walk away or confront... whatever the fuck is going on right now. ]

You've got to be fucking kidding me! You? You're Scott Summers. Cable's dad?!

[ Could this possibly get any messier? Probably! Is Magneto and Quicksilver around? Maybe any of the iterations of Jean? Anyway, Wade gives his head a shake and pokes the other (diminutive) mutant right in the collarbone. ]

You hardly old enough to get fuzz on your nethers, let alone know your own destiny.

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