Haaah? You think any slut worth their coin would get a tease outta a freak like you?? Here I thought I was dreamin', but you're delusional!
[He's only JUST met Lappland, knows nothing about her, but immediately decides fuck this--dog? Person? He's truly not sure! Regardless of attractiveness, he can't help trade an insult for insult. He sticks out his tongue, raising that vine in the air again.]
You must be off yer rocker if you think I'm gettin' on my knees to kiss some hunk of meta--[Oops, he doesn't finish that retort.
He's not expecting something so big to be so fast, so when she hits the gas, she gets a direct fucking hit to his torso, sending him flying into one of those parking lot pillars. It cracks some, and honestly he would have been thrown even further if his vine hadn't got caught in the hummer's wheels. They may be squealing as they get all tied up, but either way, give Chobe....just a moment. There may be a lot of blood on the concrete, but it's fine. It's tooootally fine.]
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[He's only JUST met Lappland, knows nothing about her, but immediately decides fuck this--dog? Person? He's truly not sure! Regardless of attractiveness, he can't help trade an insult for insult. He sticks out his tongue, raising that vine in the air again.]
You must be off yer rocker if you think I'm gettin' on my knees to kiss some hunk of meta--[Oops, he doesn't finish that retort.
He's not expecting something so big to be so fast, so when she hits the gas, she gets a direct fucking hit to his torso, sending him flying into one of those parking lot pillars. It cracks some, and honestly he would have been thrown even further if his vine hadn't got caught in the hummer's wheels. They may be squealing as they get all tied up, but either way, give Chobe....just a moment. There may be a lot of blood on the concrete, but it's fine. It's tooootally fine.]