[oooo, struck a nerve! Blitzø bears all his teeth in an unsteady grin. This might actually be fun. Fucking finally. So far everyone he's encountered has been DTF but way too pleasant to be interesting. This one, though... this one has a mouth on him.]
Yeah yeah yeah, unbunch your panties, sister.
[What even is this game? Take a card from the tower, read the question and answer it? Too easy. Blitzø has this one in the bag (he thinks). Shame is for other people.
He leans forward and snags a card, making the tower wobble precariously.]
Pfhhbbt. "Sexy clown or sexy cowboy?" Easy. Whichever one is bringing the horse, amiright? [The dealer just stares at him, then makes a "go on" gesture. Tough fucking crowd.] Ugh, fine. Cowboy. At least they usually bring their own ropes.
dios mio la creatura
Yeah yeah yeah, unbunch your panties, sister.
[What even is this game? Take a card from the tower, read the question and answer it? Too easy. Blitzø has this one in the bag (he thinks). Shame is for other people.
He leans forward and snags a card, making the tower wobble precariously.]
Pfhhbbt. "Sexy clown or sexy cowboy?" Easy. Whichever one is bringing the horse, amiright? [The dealer just stares at him, then makes a "go on" gesture. Tough fucking crowd.] Ugh, fine. Cowboy. At least they usually bring their own ropes.