[is this guy allergic to cucumbers? or is he doing what anyone would do when a giant green fruit's shoved at their face like a damn battering ram. likely the second one. bakugo tosses his new acquisition up at the end, spinning it in the air once or twice before catching it like a sword handle. fig's delusional if he thinks this is going anywhere but with him.]

You won it, so take it! [and out it goes again, jabbing at the man. his expression flickers in irritation when fig swats at the thing, hisses reminiscent of a cat hating an invader.] Dammit, why'd you have to win something so stupid?

[it's very tempting to do exactly as he threatened and shove it right into fig's wherever (pants hem or pocket would be optimal) as the guy suddenly loops an arm around his shoulder and leans into his personal space. his hackles rise in a snarl, head leaning away... but definitely takes the closeness chance to ram the big green thing into fig's pocket.]

Idiot. [a message on his watch. if it's the same one as the other sex toys...] You got four hours to use that thing or you're gonna regret it!