[ both fig and attendant stare in varying levels of gobsmacked as beowulf easily chomps down half of the cucumber. the latter seems unsure how to proceed, slowly glancing back towards the wheel as if contemplating if this counts as an immediate disqualification or a redoโ
but the former finds himself cracking up, and loudly enough that the attendant decides this situation is above his paygrade. whatever consequence comes from this (if any) is no longer his problem!!
once fig manages to get a few breaths in between his laughter, he's reaching over to slap a hand over the larger man's shoulder. (ow.) ]
Genius! Hit them with utter stupidity! [ ah, he's wiping a tear from his eye. ] You, I like you. [ he slips his arm to link with the other man's. ] Come, I could use you as a buffer against the rest of this place's insanity.
and ๐๐๐, with a body like thatโ
[ both fig and attendant stare in varying levels of gobsmacked as beowulf easily chomps down half of the cucumber. the latter seems unsure how to proceed, slowly glancing back towards the wheel as if contemplating if this counts as an immediate disqualification or a redoโ
but the former finds himself cracking up, and loudly enough that the attendant decides this situation is above his paygrade. whatever consequence comes from this (if any) is no longer his problem!!
once fig manages to get a few breaths in between his laughter, he's reaching over to slap a hand over the larger man's shoulder. (ow.) ]
Genius! Hit them with utter stupidity! [ ah, he's wiping a tear from his eye. ] You, I like you. [ he slips his arm to link with the other man's. ] Come, I could use you as a buffer against the rest of this place's insanity.