That figures. [ Lighter intones, equally dry, underlying stress in the grit of his voice. ] S'ppose I should have thought of that. What a premium those things come at in a place like this.
[ He doesn't even bother brushing the confetti off, letting it sit festively on his shoulders, in the dark sweeps of his hair. It really can't get any worse at this point, so why the hell not. A hoarse chuckle huffs up from his throat as he steps aside for the lady, skimpy underwear still in hand. ]
Cucumber's edible, so it's got that going for it. [ ... ] Not that I've seen a kitchen since I got here.
his misfortunes are so numerous
That figures. [ Lighter intones, equally dry, underlying stress in the grit of his voice. ] S'ppose I should have thought of that. What a premium those things come at in a place like this.
[ He doesn't even bother brushing the confetti off, letting it sit festively on his shoulders, in the dark sweeps of his hair. It really can't get any worse at this point, so why the hell not. A hoarse chuckle huffs up from his throat as he steps aside for the lady, skimpy underwear still in hand. ]
Cucumber's edible, so it's got that going for it. [ ... ] Not that I've seen a kitchen since I got here.