[ okay, ow? why does it feel like fig just ran into a brick wall— oh because he basically just did. what's this guy's problem??? lay off the milk, jesus. ]
Unhand me, [ he sniffs, though it should be noted he makes no attempts to detangle himself on his own. this is largely because he's not entirely sure he wouldn't hurt himself in the process, because those large hands could most definitely snap a bone or two of his with ridiculous ease.
behind them, an attendant jogs forward, waving the offending cucumber in the air.
Sir! Sir! Your prize!
fig tenses and turns his face away, as if ignoring the attendant outright will somehow be enough to make it go away. ]
so grateful for everyone who wishes to be silly with me flmsdnksk
Unhand me, [ he sniffs, though it should be noted he makes no attempts to detangle himself on his own. this is largely because he's not entirely sure he wouldn't hurt himself in the process, because those large hands could most definitely snap a bone or two of his with ridiculous ease.
behind them, an attendant jogs forward, waving the offending cucumber in the air.
Sir! Sir! Your prize!
fig tenses and turns his face away, as if ignoring the attendant outright will somehow be enough to make it go away. ]