_{[ All that shoving earns a bark of laughter from Roche and he obediently pulls his hand back, settling it over his heart for a moment or three with absolute delight in his eyes. See? This was worth it and this guy may as well be waving a green flag right in front of his nose. ]}

I nearly fell asleep in the bath and I may have kicked the caddy holding the bottles up into the air. After that, well... you know how gravity likes to pull a fast one over on us.

_{[ Bam, right in the schnoz. He reaches up to rub the spot on the bridge of his nose where it made contact, his eyes diverting for a moment. ]}

It certainly wasn't my finest moment and it's hardly as glorious as breaking it in a fight, but at least nothing worse happened.