Yeah, no one does. It's like we've all been thrown into an R-rated isekai.

[He'll glance behind him at the buffet table... Hm... What's left in one piece after that incredible crash landing...? Well, there's some macarons. Hold on, he's snagging one like this isn't horrific life changing information he just bludgeoned Akira with.]

My name is Minegishi Kazuya, by the way. And I already know you're Kurusu Akira.