[ Ope well too late for takebacks now. Panty cracks one of those baby blues open and levels her very best baleful glower at him, like she's a gnat's cunt hair away from a little spot of casual homicide to start the day off on the right foot. So he's got like one slightly busted rib, big deal! That's what the extras are for!!!! Ahem. Anyway. Back to trying to skewer this guy with the power of her bloodshot hungover af eyeballs alone.
Brace yourself, Beowulf. ]
No goddamn way are you begging for action this early in the morning, dude. Desperate much?
[ WELP that sure is some assuming going on! RIP buddy. ]
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Ahem. Anyway. Back to trying to skewer this guy with the power of her bloodshot hungover af eyeballs alone.
Brace yourself, Beowulf. ]
No goddamn way are you begging for action this early in the morning, dude. Desperate much?
[ WELP that sure is some assuming going on! RIP buddy. ]