[which is exactly why it's a little funny that he is here. anyone who knows the lan clan would be well-aware that this hotel isn't a place where they would reside, but because of what sizhui's been through, this is totally a normal thing for him up to this point; he's been world-hopping for years now and, if he weren't already used to it, he'd be scandalized beyond belief and probably wouldn't be attending this party. (until they forced him to, at least.)

wei wuxian won't have to wonder for long on what it's about, seeing as sizhui's about to tell him with his next remark.]

I woke up in a bathtub in someone else's room once. That was probably the strangest for me because it was someone I didn't know.

[at the mention of sex toys, sizhui's ears pinken and he inclines his head again, his thumbs twiddling idly while he lowers his voice.] It's not all that weird to me because this isn't the first world I've been taken to. It's actually the third one.