I definitely won’t, but don’t you go backing out, either. I’ll get angry, and you won’t like it when I’m angry… [ His voice dips an octave, deepening with a threatening tone slick on his tongue. It comes so easily, an ounce of light-heartedness that balances out the malice; is he serious or not? ]

… I cry really loud and ugly.

[ Apparently not! And after shifting through the available animals for thirty seconds too long he chooses the Tricky Fox. ] Hehe, why’d you pick the dog? They all look like they’d be grappling types of characters, right? I wonder if the whale does wrestling moves. [ He’s yapping away as the screen loads, the characters coming into screen to fight at a local park. Immediately Obikawa will move to take the offense — and to figure out the controls. This game is on steam I just realized?? ]