Guess they didn't mention that in the small print, eh? [ She puts on a stuffy, smarmy voice while tapping away on her Watch. ] Becoming a deity may lead to mindless worship, discomfort, confusion, elaborate tattoos, intensifying introversion, and a sudden case of complete subservience. Please limit travel and interpersonal relations until these side effects subside.

[ As if he ever needed magical encouragement to be subservient, but anyway. ]

Ahaha, but whatever! It could be way worse! And like I said, I won't be mean.

[ Nice! So nice! She's the nicest ever! He should show how much he likes that niceness! Then again, he might not want to after the gremlin in her inevitably pokes its head out to do some evil. ]

Oh! Your energon will be up in a bit, by the way. [ She winks. ] I ordered extra for you, just in case!

[ Aaaand here's the gremlin. ]

Will that earn me a little fun with your spike~?