[No one else had any idea the damn things were going to pop off their stands and turn into grabby pervs longing for skinship with strangers! Joshua's in good company for getting caught unaware. But now that he's had one experience, better treat all statues with suspicion. Bakugo had his first encounter and it was as creepy and annoying as this one. Minus getting caught. He ended his statue without a damn problem. Best not to inquire further about what they want. Like anything else in this place, it likely revolves around sex. And no one wants a stone dick or rock tits smashing into them. Right?

Leaving this area means less attention from any statues coming towards the noise and more chance to get to a place that isn't going Greco-Roman crazy with the hotel's thematic madness. The sound of footsteps behind him suggests he's got a tagalong now. Great. He loves babysitting tour guide.]

Who the hell knows until they start moving. [Not all of them came to life, but it could be a delayed reaction, a staggered release of whatever magic gave them sentience and motion. Bakugo shoves his hands into his pockets, growling to himself at how tight the damn pants are. He can't even ball his fists inside! Dammit, he misses his baggier clothes.]

How should I know? I've only been here a month! [And how should Joshua know that? No clue! Bakugo's an abrasive jerk plenty of times.] Last time it was a beach theme and we got accosted by a bunch of muscle-bound seagull-headed lifeguards.

[No comment on patrolling or saving Joshua. Hmph.]