[That's a good idea, until you remember the statues are all around the resort and can move on their own. Who the hell wants a stone figure to lumber out of the door and grab at them? Does this stupid place not realize how much damage a fucking arm made of stone can do when thrown at someone?! They want their prisoners to be good and "operational" for sex, but they're the ones actively threatening to damage their "guests" with this shitty prank.
That anger and annoyance fuels another explosion, turning one statue into a pile of rubble, while the other one gets summarily pitched ass over teakettle hard enough to crack the floor (and its butt) upon impact. Before meeting its untimely demise. By now he ignores the longing sigh of the statue's lingering lament, opting not to think about its implications. In all honesty, he prefers these over the fucking seagulls. At least the statues weren't instantly perverted and didn't strike annoying poses like obsessed muscle models. But they're also not as resilient in some ways, breaking from force where the lifeguards would squawk off smoking.
Urk! He knows that singsong voice instantly. The fucking green idol. Should've let the statue have him...]
Urusei! You're noisy! Get over here and help me move this shit outta the way, Parrot!
[Thanks for the compliment. He really does appreciate it, but hell if he's going to show that to Hiyori. Tough guy.]
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That anger and annoyance fuels another explosion, turning one statue into a pile of rubble, while the other one gets summarily pitched ass over teakettle hard enough to crack the floor (and its butt) upon impact. Before meeting its untimely demise. By now he ignores the longing sigh of the statue's lingering lament, opting not to think about its implications. In all honesty, he prefers these over the fucking seagulls. At least the statues weren't instantly perverted and didn't strike annoying poses like obsessed muscle models. But they're also not as resilient in some ways, breaking from force where the lifeguards would squawk off smoking.
Urk! He knows that singsong voice instantly. The fucking green idol. Should've let the statue have him...]
Urusei! You're noisy! Get over here and help me move this shit outta the way, Parrot!
[Thanks for the compliment. He really does appreciate it, but hell if he's going to show that to Hiyori. Tough guy.]