Do you not meet many men with tentacles?

[ Though he poses the question he's well aware that for most people, he's the only person-shaped man around with tentacles at his beck and call. There are tentacle beasts around the resort- he's been told time and again about one such creature- but he has yet to meet someone quite like him and he rather hopes it stays that way. For vaguely territorial but mostly petty jealousy reasons. ]

Though, if pleasure is what you're chasing after, I do believe I could keep you occupied for quite some time.