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There are probably some people out there who'd use it for that. Yeah. I fuckin' guess.
Listen, even if I had a b- [A snicker, because this is ridiculous.] -a little baggie, I wouldn't need it.
[The sound of clothing rustling follows, hand dipping into swimsuit.] Nothin' comes out.
[OOC: its either vampires cum blood or shoot blanks and I took that second option because crying and jizzing the same substance is too much for me]