Oh? Is that what you took from this? [Wriothesley really was messing around, but he was also someone who can't back down from a challenge.] I was just messing around, but I don't mind having an eating contest.

[The smart thing would be to back out because there's only one way this will go...

...Well, Wriothesley never said he was smart.] I'll bite. Literally. Are there rules?