[ Won’t she be so pleased that he’d brought her so much! Never mind that he’d been too stupid to simply ask for her preferences earlier on, but hey, when you get the chance to spoil a lady…
…of course he trips over a random sunbather right when he’s finally within slapstick distance, the trays of drinks flying from his hands along with their contents as horror begins to dawn on Tristan’s empty head— ]
My lady!!!
[ What’s a knight to do? With his Noble Phantasm mysteriously out of commission, he won’t be able to rescue her in time, unless he…
…kicks at the trays so they can smash into the dainty cocktail glasses before they can reach her, except that he’d kicked them so hard they’ve started spinning like midair buzzsaws that nearly bisect her before embedding themselves into nearby palm trees.
no subject
Yes! I’m coming right over!
[ Won’t she be so pleased that he’d brought her so much! Never mind that he’d been too stupid to simply ask for her preferences earlier on, but hey, when you get the chance to spoil a lady…
…of course he trips over a random sunbather right when he’s finally within slapstick distance, the trays of drinks flying from his hands along with their contents as horror begins to dawn on Tristan’s empty head— ]
My lady!!!
[ What’s a knight to do? With his Noble Phantasm mysteriously out of commission, he won’t be able to rescue her in time, unless he…
…kicks at the trays so they can smash into the dainty cocktail glasses before they can reach her, except that he’d kicked them so hard they’ve started spinning like midair buzzsaws that nearly bisect her before embedding themselves into nearby palm trees.
Yep, totally nailed it.
…Right? ]