[ whatever satisfaction she might have derived from her victory is short-lived. the truth of the matter is, blade isn't the staring contest she would have hoped to have win in the first place. dan heng would probably have put up more of a fight; march would have gotten a giggle out of it once she'd told her to stop acting weird. and finally, most importantly, blade has taken her job of asking unconscionably weird shit.
should she be offended? maybe she should try to be a bit offended... no, that's too much effort. instead, she answers in a tone as dry as blade's: ]
Only if you want it to be.
[ it's not like she expects him to say yes, of course. as far as she's aware, his satisfaction comes in a decidedly more lethal package. but as far as continue this trend of absurdism, it's about the best she's got. ]
SORRY FOR THE DELAY i apped in and promptly panicked over the app for the whole time. i'm in now hi
should she be offended? maybe she should try to be a bit offended... no, that's too much effort. instead, she answers in a tone as dry as blade's: ]
Only if you want it to be.
[ it's not like she expects him to say yes, of course. as far as she's aware, his satisfaction comes in a decidedly more lethal package. but as far as continue this trend of absurdism, it's about the best she's got. ]