[ And he does show up not long after, having easily found her even without Failnaught to guide him, zeroing in on the scent of a fellow loser her very noticeable suit tattoo with his keen eyesight (somehow).
Oh, and he’s also carrying a couple of trays of colorful fruity beachy drinks in both his hands as he skips down the beach, hair dramatically whooshing behind him, the sunlight adding a sparkle to his smile as he races across the sand toward her…
In the middle of this busy beach, with hungry, hungry seagulls nearby—
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the scent of a fellow loserher very noticeable suit tattoo with his keen eyesight (somehow).Oh, and he’s also carrying a couple of trays of colorful fruity beachy drinks in both his hands as he skips down the beach, hair dramatically whooshing behind him, the sunlight adding a sparkle to his smile as he races across the sand toward her…
In the middle of this busy beach, with hungry, hungry seagulls nearby—
This can only end well— ]