[wow, a beautiful woman thinks he's beautiful? he'd be flattered if he could hear her thoughts. but alas, he cannot, so instead he just. crosses his arms, wondering the best way to break the news. normally, he wouldn't give a shit and just tell it to them straight. but she's clearly very unnerved by being here, clearly very shy, and is a woman. and while he likes men, he kind of treats them like trash. his mama raised him to treat women right, though.

but goddd it's so out of his wheelhouse, though.]

Yeah, this is a resort with a casino. And in order to survive here, you have to have... intimate relations with others at least once a month.

[that should be a soft enough blow, right?]