Oh it's not gonna be good, man. I mean. Unless you're into it. Part of me thinks maybe it could be fun, but still. I'd like to try and avoid it.

[ a hand resting lightly on his hip, he tilts his head. he's always here to reinforce bad behavior, apparently. he's very good at it. ]

My list's still got a ways to go - but if you're interested maybe we could arrange a trade or two? [ a glance at the sign. ] You looking for literal bottoms or figurative bottoms, hot stuff?