I'd trade places with you in a heartbeat if I could, you know.

_{[ And ain't that the truth? Roche would be a liar and a... bigger liar if he said he hadn't thought about this near-exact scenario in the past albeit under much, much better circumstances. He allows himself the privilege of looking Kazuya in the eye for a minute longer, his thumb coming down to trace his jawline in thought. ]}

Your thighs or your ass, Highness? I'll let you choose.