[If they were complete strangers, he'd be more hesitant to touch the soft ears, but they already had an arm wrestle together and they basically have seen each other in questionable states of undress.

Hell, aren't they currently in a questionable state of undress? These robes they're always supplied with do nothing.]

I've been checked in for awhile. I already had a room when we first saw each other. The house really doesn't seem to care if there's any shake up and we ultimately get back into the status quo. Are you surprised they do things without our permissions? They're the ones locking us into this opulent cage in the first place.