[Welcome to Matoba................ who wouldn't mind "dressing up" Kai, either, though perhaps not in a bikini. Maybe in a cute beach-appropriate collar. Maybe a nice cone to protect him from the fake sun would suit nicely?]

[While he's scheming away ridiculous things to stuff him into, he makes note of the wince as he tugs on the string. Hmmm, was spandex not doing for him? After a moment more of smugly enjoying Kai's misery, he carefully watches to ensure he's not going to get a swipe of cursed claws as he slides fingers into smokey fur, finally extricating the tangle of bikini straps from over Kai's head.]

Cats are such talented little escape artists, and you couldn't manage to be free of this? [He dangles the rest of it off the tip of his finger, swaying it back and forth.] Ahh, no matter... It isn't my place to split hairs, little bakeneko. These rules were sent to us by "the house". [He turns the wrist of the hand dangling the bikini, to show off his Watch.] Didn't get the memo?