( well. the clarification helps; the rest of the situation does not. ten seagulls advancing on his position were not really what he had in mind for a relaxing day at the beach, whether in a fight or… well. if she’s a pure maiden, supposedly, he can leave that meta unsaid.
in the moment, he’s going to do a little doggy— ahem. wolfy trot around the throng of lifeguards, keeping pace just fast enough that they aren’t able to gain on him. he is also absolutely not lifting a paw to fight yet, though. )
Wouldn’t it be easier just to run?
( it’s not even cowardice; it’s plain laziness. the beach is too hot, and sandy, and… an infinite amount of other trivial complaints like that. )
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in the moment, he’s going to do a little doggy— ahem. wolfy trot around the throng of lifeguards, keeping pace just fast enough that they aren’t able to gain on him. he is also absolutely not lifting a paw to fight yet, though. )
Wouldn’t it be easier just to run?
( it’s not even cowardice; it’s plain laziness. the beach is too hot, and sandy, and… an infinite amount of other trivial complaints like that. )