I'm not worried. I simply know long hair is a process to care for.

[Vil sighs again, not so much at being a source of entertainment but because he's actually considering the stupid game.]

My attempt won't be anything as spectacular as what you did, of course. I'm likely to make a fool of myself just trying.

[The worst would be not cracking the watermelon at all. Or maybe failing to hit the watermelon period, but aiming isn't his problem. He just doesn't have buns of steel.]