[ Hush, now. Even a noodle like him would personally suplex Hojo for medical crimes— ]

Oh, all sorts. I’ve had to tame men who’ve been turned into ravenous beasts, helped a fellow whose tongue turned blue from overuse, and there’s this one time I’ve had to disentangle this poor couple from a most ingenious contraption—

[ How much of this is reality and how much of it is absolute bullshit? Why not let the corporate spin doctor decide? Baizhu’s far more interested in getting a rise out of him than anything else, anyway. ]