[ Oh, yeah. he knows exactly what's going on. Or he thinks, anyway. ]

Let me guess. You tried the skewers?

[ He doesn't wait for an answer. Instead he bends his knees slightly before playfully hoisting Eiden over one of his shoulders, his hand coming to steady him in place. Right over his ass. And if he gropes him a little in the process... oops? ]

In which case, we should probably get out of the sun and the crowds to see if we can find you some of that... relief.