Still think callin' this "sexy" is fudgin' stupid, but I ain't gonna turn down an opportunity to make some cash.

[It's not actually cash, but you get the point. Boothill steps up next with a cocky grin - the sea gulls do not seem to care at all that he's clearly made out of metal and thus will not find this a challenge at all, and so once they've set the watermelon out, Boothill makes short work of it, with his metal (rather lacking) ass.

Of course, he doesn't even have time to enjoy the round of applause he gets because he's already making a face as he gets up.]

Disgusting, I need a shower... Did it even get in my fudgin' hair!?

[...well what did you expect when you have ass-length hair??]