[ …Granted, they’re not that different from the plant-based tentacles he uses…and happens to regret using after certain recent and profoundly mortifying events… ]

Really, now. You’re going to have to be more persuasive than that.

[ But he’s actually willing to be persuaded, just a little. He can’t help being the doctor and getting morbidly curious over how those parts relate to the rest of this stranger’s anatomy, after all… ]

As intriguing as your little pitch is, perhaps a demonstration would be in order…