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[rei smirks at vash's plight. yeah, no. he might have a visually nice physique, but that physique definitely doesn't translate to pure strength in his case. he's just stuck in yaoi land, where nicely sculpted bodies are used to sell more gacha. though, he could probably... use this to his advantage.]

I'm even less suited for this. My ass can take a lot, but a watermelon is a lot to ask for.

[his smirk turns even smirkier.]

But. You said anything?

[remember the last time yall spoke, vash?]