Pardon me, do you mind if I cool off here?

[ Umbrellas, water, and shade: oh my! Xie Lian is dressed all in white, a sheer robe and sarong over small white speedos. Still, he appears to be pink in the cheeks under his own wide-brimmed, veiled hat. ]

The seagull guards started bothering everyone where I was sitting because someone started eating snacks.