Well, considering it's not like I can do anything...?

[Well, no, he might be able to suck Roche off, but he can't imagine it'd be too comfortable.... Hell, he's not even really all that comfortable now.]

The jerks left some helpful stuff in the sand for any eager helpers. I'd at least offer a handy to get you warmed up, but...

[Well, the current method of entrapment sort of makes it impossible to really use any sort of jerking motion with it. To make his point, he even tries, which only succeeds in rattling the wooden planks a little. ]

Just be gentle. I don't feel like getting a sliver in my neck.