[ What a proper and slightly irritating young lady. Turning around and leaving sounds like the better option, really, but unfortunately she's wearing a very small bikini with a ponytail and he weights that kind of thing more than could be called wise. ]

I'm not accusing you of theft.

I'm just wondering whether you're going to secret our secretions away and use them for nefarious purposes.

Can you swear me one of your wizard oaths that you won't use my essence in any dread curses or homonculi or... you know, stuff like that?

[ The sound of someone who lacks relevant information convincing himself to do something he wants to for questionable reasons. ]

And I get... paid for this, right? That's how it works?