[Her reaction only earns laughter in response. It's a bark of a sound as he seems more amused than anything.] Did you not read the signs about mermaids? I believe that is a mermaid they were advertising. [You know...half fish half man. That was certainly...half fish half man. But at what expense?]

Is it that much weirder than the lifeguards with gull heads? [Maybe a little. It's basically the same though, right?

He rests his chin on his hand with a grin.] Hmm, and what if there is? You think I'm going to grow an extra appendage or something? Isn't it a little rude to be asking a stranger if they having something weird about them? You could at least give me a name before disparage me, you know.