TDM 04

[goldmods]

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

Due to a high volume of check-ins, temporary accommodations have been made on our brand new beachfront for new guests. We will endeavor to have all guests moved into their reserved rooms as soon as possible. We apologize for any inconvenience. Affected guests may convene with the nearest lifeguard or reception for a complimentary swimsuit, at their earliest convenience.

Please remember that beach-appropriate attire is mandatory. Guests found breaking dress code may be escorted off the beach until they return in proper swimwear. We hope you enjoy your stay, and have a beachy keen experience. 】

BEACHFRONT PROPERTY

A BRAND NEW DEVELOPMENT

As the resort moves into what it claims is summer, the days grow longer. The sun is projected well into the evening, the heat of its warmth dialed up to a level some guests complain is unreasonable. Then there’s the most excessive transformation of all – half the Cloud Dwelling Gardens have been transformed into a sparkling beach of white sands and blue waves, seemingly overnight. Statues nearby have been dressed up with wide hats and stylish sarongs. Upbeat music fills the air without any discernible source.

A section of the beach has been reserved for a collection of bungalows. These cute pastel homes open straight onto the sand, and are comparable in size and amenity to a rank 7 or 8 suite. All screens within these bungalows are fixed to a channel that airs reruns of Boobwatch around the clock, a classic TV series about blue-footed boobys running in slow-motion across the beach. Staff and long-standing guests all agree — there’s no better summer programming than this!

IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE

▷ Thanks to a classic move called “overbooking,” new arrivals are being checked in to all this wondrous new property that’s just opened up. The catch? Why, characters are stuffed up to 4 in a room, of course. Don’t worry, that’s what the bunk beds are for!

▷ Characters still wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. This round’s robes are a light and breezy linen, patterned with tropical flowers and colorful designs. Some of these robes are more sheer than others. Watch out that the gentle breeze on the beach doesn’t reveal more than you wanted.

▷ Existing characters are welcome to temporarily take up residence in any empty slots in these homes. The staff understand that sometimes you want to pretend to be a brand new guest again, all bright-eyed and ready for adventure. They can even lock you out of your real room for an extra bit of authenticity. No need to ask! It’s all taken care of already.

THOSE WHO POUND SAND

▷ Several lifeguards have been newly hired to protect the beach and its visitors. These burly fellows and lasses all have three things in common: skimpy swimwear, rippling muscles, and seagull heads. They spend most of their time hanging out in groups, flexing and gossiping loudly. If characters approach them for their complimentary swimwear, they will provide whatever they’re currently wearing for them to use... by force, if necessary.

▷ Characters who seem particularly vulnerable or are holding something particularly tasty may find themselves surrounded by these lifeguards out of nowhere. The seagulls are relentless, pushing and shoving and pulling hair until they get what they want. Hope you didn’t like your sand castle very much. Those on the lower end of the rank scale will suffer the worst harassment, and they may even go out of their way to harass wildcards, 2s, and 3s just for the heck of it.

▷ Being new hires and fairly low on the resort staff hierarchy, these troublemakers can be easily chased off by someone of a high enough rank, or an assertive enough presence to pass as one. T-they’re not scared! They just remembered they have a mandatory group cawing session to get to! Buzz off!

FUN IN THE SUN

DON'T FORGET TO OIL UP

What’s a beach without fun and games? Dreadfully boring! That’s why all of the beach classics have been expertly set up by staff, including strip volleyball nets, giant boob-shaped beach balls, and plenty of floaties for use in the shallower areas of the temporary ocean. A row of parasols with paired lounge chairs underneath them are placed in some prime viewing areas for festivities. Any time you get thirsty, there’s always a cooler full of canned drinks conveniently nearby, courtesy of Cock-a-Doodle-Doo’s. Sometimes you can hear the staff whispering to each other, “What if it’s too perfect? We won’t be able to deal with the ratings dip once the beach ends!”

Seashells have been arbitrarily scattered along the shoreline, coming in both natural shapes and ones a little more... erotic. The sexiest ones of all are conch shells that let you hear the moans of another guest when held up to your ear; supposedly, if you hook up with the person on the other end of the shell, you’ll be extra lucky in the casino for the rest of the summer. All in all, it’s a carefully tailored creation that can be called nothing short of paradise.

THE BEACH BUNNY BARBECUE BONANZA

▷ This booth constantly has smoke billowing out the top and is manned during the entire day by one man – Steve, formerly from reception. It seems this is his punishment duty for be-bathrooming all of the arrivals, last time. Those willing to lend Steve a sympathetic ear will be entreated to bring him water, since the sweltering heat of the booth dries him out like nobody’s business. No matter how characters try to help him, though, a tragedy always occurs and the water always ends up spilled across the sand. That curse really is something, huh?

▷ The signature item at this cookout are the Flamin’ Hop Skewers. Made due to the current overpopulation in the Conservatory, these spicy-sweet — emphasis on the spicy — glazed skewers temporarily grant those who consume them the soul of a rabbit, including their insatiable desire to mate. Any rabbits that resort-goers have formed an attachment with have not been culled, so don’t worry about your precious buns!

▷ The booth also boasts several other exotic meats and vegetables that are considerably safer to eat, for guests who find themselves unable to overcome their attachment. Some of these skewers also feature fruits, including the hybrid ones from the previous gardening collab with the Dizzy Pigeon. Characters are free to revisit any of the Orchard prompts under the Smoky Nectar section of our PREVIOUS TDM.

A SHOW OF STRENGTH

▷ When the projected sun is at its highest, staff members will start bringing out tarps and watermelons, fresh from the gardens. What’s that, you ask? Oh, of course these were donated willingly! What a strange question!

▷ The goal is to smash the watermelon the staff give you until the succulent red fruit inside is splattered all across the tarp, perfect for falling comically into or... eating, if you’re into that. The rules are that you must use your buttocks to do so, and you only get two tries. Successfully cracking open the watermelon on the first try will earn characters a large payout, and if it’s on the second try, a medium payout.

▷ Failing to bust a watermelon at all won’t have any penalties associated with it, and you can always try again tomorrow! In order to keep their watermelon supplies steady for the duration of the beach festivities, the staff do ask that guests attempt this no more than once per day.

DAYDREAM PARASOLS

▷ Every umbrella set up on the sands has two lounge chairs set up underneath it, with a shared table between them. The chairs are padded and oh-so-comfy — sitting in them for too long while another person is present will result in both characters falling into a deep sleep.

▷ While asleep, characters will discover they’re sharing a dream with their umbrella-mate. The dream is always set on the same beach as the waking world, but there are floating clouds and sparkles in a range of pastel colors. Other beachgoers are faceless, if not entirely absent. It’s just the two of you.

▷ Anything the characters think of can drift in and out of the dreamscape, including but not limited to items from home, scary monsters to dramatically rescue your partner from, and strange abilities to fly or float through the air. However, characters will also be at full suit activation in the dream. Once both characters orgasm or they naturally wake up from their naps, they’ll find things are entirely back to normal, as much as they ever are in the resort.

NOTES

▶ All new arrivals have been issued four food and four clothing vouchers. These vouchers are as good as money around the resort. The staff will strongly insist on characters picking out "summery" attire with it, though.

▶ Existing characters may be booted into the bungalows or locked out of their room against their will. We leave it up to player discretion if this happens and the degree to which they're removed from their normal suite.

▶ For the Daydream Parasols, wildcards may be afflicted by whichever suit their player prefers for the duration of the dream. This will have no bearing on their suit selection when applying, and suit effects should not manifest once back in the waking world. It's just a dream, after all!

▶ The dreamscape has no explicit time limit, so feel free to make them as long or as short as desired. Dreams should also be sexy first and foremost. While you can include your mom dying in the background if you'd like, you have to be horny about it too.

TWINKLING CURRENTS

THE PARTY NEVER STOPS

As the sun sets in a cascade of colors over the water, lamps are lit and floating lights surface from the depths. Stars twinkle in the sky, and Steve is finally released from his smoky shackles. Though the daytime amenities have gone to sleep, the night promises its own set of beachy wonders sure to please even the most distinguished of vacationers.

Flyers posted in the lobby and in the hallways promise of a bar ran by the most enchanting mermaids you could ever want to fuck, as well as a fireworks show in every color, including ones you’ve never heard of. With the seagulls gone to bed, peace settles across the sands, tinted blue, yellow, and pink from the myriad of lights. For those seeking a more subdued, romantic air — this is the beach for you.

SWIM UP TO THE BAR

▷ While the advertisements promised mermaids, they were careful not to include any photos or illustrations. Wading out into the sea to the floating bar quickly illustrates why: these merfolk are fish on top, not the bottom! If asked about this configuration or accused of being unsexy, they’ll lift their elegant legs out of the water and exclaim, “How else would you be able to fuck us if not for these!” Though a few guests seem unsatisfied by this clarification, there are no complaints about the drinks themselves.

▷ HOLDING ON TO SUMMER. This cocktail brings seaberry-gin, limoncello, white crème de cacao, and freshly squeezed lemon juice over pebbled ice, wrapping you in decadent flavors accenting the season. Drinking this cocktail can cause you to be overcome with the desire to lean back and sink into the ocean itself, but fret not! It also grants you the wonderful ability to breathe underwater, no gills required! And it’s topped with a yummy little ball of white chocolate.

▷ MANGO STAR. A delightfully bright drink in a highball glass, the combination of elderflower rose syrup and seaberry-gin floats a summery pink over the orange mixture of mango juice, lime juice and honey syrup on the bottom. On top are two cute little stars cut out of mango, accented with mint leaves. Guests who drink this cocktail report some confusion in the identity of other guests, as just one drink is enough to shift perception of others. Other characters may appear to be different guests of the resort, or familiar faces from home.

▷ SEABERRY FLORADORA. This is a vibrant cocktail made of seaberry-gin, ginger beer, lime juice and raspberry syrup, highlighted by floral ice cubes and edible flowers. Despite its bright pink color indicating a level of cheerfulness for the summer, this flavorful cocktail causes guests to be quickly overwhelmed with a sense of loneliness. The longer this sensation goes on, the more guests will try to seek out company to aid in the ache, even if it means appearing quite desperate in the process. Each successive drink will increase the severity of the effect.

▷ BLACKBERRY ROSEMARY GIMLET. Blackberries, rosemary sprigs, simple syrup, and a combination of seaberry-gin and lime juice make this aromatic cocktail. It’s double strained over ice and garnished with a blackberry on a pick, giving it a regal appearance. Drinking this cocktail causes obsessive and possessive behavior, however — sometimes to extreme levels. Should your partner choose this cocktail to drink, you may not want to mention anything that could make them jealous. Each successive drink will increase the severity of the effect.

▷ JUST SOME SEAWATER? Questioning the mermaids and mermen on how they came to be the way that they are will result in them offering you an item off the sea-cret menu. Taking a glass from the bar, they dip it into the ocean and offer it right over to you. Drinking the seawater does, in fact, turn you into a very sexy reverse merman or mermaid. This occurs whether or not you drink it from the glass or take in a gulp while swimming, so watch out!

ACROSS THE NIGHT SKY

▷ Where else could you get a perfect view of the stars? Despite the sea of lights below, the artificial nature of the skies in the resort means that all guests get an unrivaled view of the galaxy. Which galaxy? Why, any of them — characters will see a shifting range of constellations from night to night, including ones they don’t recognize, ones shaped a bit like something you might find in Love Dove, and ones that are identical to those from their home. Happy gazing!

▷ A fireworks show is held every night, from 10PM until 1AM. The noises are just loud enough to block out a whispered confession timed correctly, but aren’t quite enough to inhibit conversation. Most of the fireworks are from a design series known as Matteo’s Masterpieces, and range from the standard burst to abstract shapes to... well, you know. Unlike the sloppy doodles found in the margins of books while Swan Lake was decaying, all of the boobs and dicks blasted across the sky are very well rendered. For fireworks.

SANDY SCAVENGING

A GAME OF BEACHES

It wouldn't be the Golden Peacock without a game for guests to play! All guests that wander into the beach area may find themselves receiving one of two Watch messages. Some very special guests may even receive both challenges — or continuously receive a new challenge when the last 24 hours is up. The resort just wants you to have the most fun possible!

SCAVENGER HUNT: EASY MODE (SFW)

Hello, dear guest. You have been randomly selected to play our EASY MODE: SCAVENGER HUNT! You have 24 hours to complete this hunt. Once completed, please submit your collected items to the nearest SEAGULL LIFEGUARD to claim your reward of Great Tit! Dessert Vouchers and a large payout.

Guests who do not complete the hunt in 24 hours will be hunted down and then publicly spanked by a SEAGULL LIFEGUARD.

Please note that items scavenged may not be personal items. They must be collected from other sources. Good luck!

1. Collect one unfinished drink.

2. Collect two kisses.

3. Collect three pairs of sunglasses.

4. Collect four sets of sandals.

5. Collect five feathers from a lifeguard.

SCAVENGER HUNT: HARD MODE (NSFW)

Hello, dear guest. You have been randomly selected to play our HARD MODE: SCAVENGER HUNT! You have 24 hours to complete this hunt. Once completed, please submit your collected items to the nearest SEAGULL LIFEGUARD to claim your reward of Naked Yolk Kink Vouchers and an extra-large payout. Winners will also be given a limited edition WINNER pin. Any guests wearing a WINNER pin will be treated as kings and queens of the beach, and be permitted to command any other guests as they see fit.

Guests who do not complete the hunt in 24 hours will be hunted down, stripped, and then strapped into the fuck pillory by our SEAGULL LIFEGUARDS. Losers will be free game for other guests to use for their pleasure.

Please note that items scavenged may not be personal items. They must be collected from other sources. Good luck!

1. Collect one cup of cum.

2. Collect two bite marks.

3. Collect three pubic hairs.

4. Collect four nudes (nude images).

5. Collect five bathing suit bottoms.

NOTES

▶ All effects from the swim-up bar last around 2-3 hours, but may be extended by having another drink.

INTO THE DEPTHS

IT'S HIGH TIDE WE GET OUT OF HERE

Though the beach experience is perfect on the surface, things are less elegant behind the scenes. Wave-making machines pulse and rattle down below, shaking the ceiling of the basement suites. Water leaks from pipes, streaking across walls and pooling on the uneven floors. The maintenance levels are abuzz with staff setting out buckets and pans, shooing lost guests away with a heightened level of urgency. Someone got a little too enthusiastic with mopping, they claim. Nothing to worry about at all!

Even the ocean itself isn’t without its issues. Despite appearing as a boundless expanse from the shore, the walls of the Golden Peacock are a very real factor. To avoid any undue damage to the screens that comprise the sky, the sea stops abruptly before it reaches them, cascading into a waterfall all the way down to the depths of the resort. Gentle currents become swirling vortexes and choppy waves, sure to pull down any guests that aren’t careful about where they swim. A few gull-guards patrol the line of buoys that mark the end of the safe swimming area, but the primary line of defense the resort relies on is the utter disinterest most of its guests have.

TUMBLING DOWN

▷ Characters who stray past the line of buoys out in the far sea will find themselves caught in a riptide that sucks them straight over the edge of the water. This applies both to characters swimming, or characters in some sort of vessel, such as a small rowboat borrowed from the staff.

▷ Feel free to make up any sort of vehicle rentals in general, as long as they’re reasonable in size — they should be able to accommodate 1-2 characters at most. A waverider would be okay, but a yacht would not.

▷ While falling down the waterfall, characters will temporarily black out before hitting anything solid. They will resurface anywhere there is standing water, whether that be a flooded hallway, in the Crane’s Respite, or even in someone’s open toilet bowl. There are no limitations on where in the resort the resurfacing can happen; even the bathrooms at Roost aren’t safe from this teleportation.

A RISING FLOOD

▷ Drainage is a difficult aspect to manage. Though the majority of the seawater is recycled to maintain the ocean above, enough of it is siphoned off for deeper filtration that the resort’s plumbing systems simply can’t handle the volume. Leaks are happening on all floors below ground, increasing in depth the further down into the basement characters go.

▷ Characters living in the rank 2, 3, and 4 suites may notice that in addition to having leaks in the hallway, their own rooms are also flooding. This can range anywhere from a constant, unpleasantly damp floor, to having an entire cascade of water blow them and any other unsuspecting guests down several hallways the moment their door is opened. Life vests are recommended.

▷ The flooding will intensify as the event goes on, culminating in some of the maintenance levels being entirely underwater towards the end of the event. Once the event is over, the flooding will recede within about a day, leaving only a few water stains here and there as evidence of their presence.

NOTES

▶ Any amount of standing water is a valid target for a character’s resurfacing, even something as minor as a glass of water. For situations where a character would not actively fit into the source of their arrival, they will be violently flung out of it, knocking over or spilling it in the process if that’s possible.

▶ As always, players are free to control the level to which their individual characters are affected, and being flooded out of their space is not mandatory.

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OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; altered states; aphrodisiacs; breeding urge; delusions; forced clotheswearing; hallucinations; harassment and bullying; jealousy; thalassophobia; transformation; unreality

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. The house is still observing and deciding. As rank and suits are assigned upon acceptance your character's suit will not manifest until they are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's June event. The beach will ICly be present from June 15th - June 30th.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort! There are recent additions to the locations page as well, for those who have yet to see them!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

▶ Don't forget your sunscreen! We'd hate for any chicken wings to come out burnt.

NAVIGATION • LOG • NETWORK • OOC • MEME

Comments

[softstoneheart]

[ While she acknowledges his personhood, there's something kind of adorable about him spreading his Halovian wings to listen. ]

Yeah, it's surprisingly fast-paced, despite not being able to go anywhere. Although— if you're in the pools underground, don't listen to the directions the staff gives you. I was told there's a tentacle monster down there. You don't have to guess how that'll go.

[ But before she lets his imagination run too wild, she'll drop a more pressing question. ]

You good with sweets?

[minitrue]

You sure this one's yours? I wouldn't fault you for thinking all these houses look the same. They do, after all.

( On the outside, at least. There's not much to differentiate one from another. He follows her gaze around the room, but he doesn't think he'd done something as bold as unfolding placed sheets. )

When I woke up, there wasn't a whole lot going on. ( But, hey, there are a lot of beds in here!

Leisurely, Gallagher goes from sitting to standing. He'll help get to the bottom of this, but it's not really sounding like an emergency. )

How about we retrace your steps?

[defendog]

[ his tail swishes, almost as it's unconsciously reacting to those eyes... ]

Probably the latter. Honestly, it'd be nice to get out of the sun for a moment or two. This fur isn't exactly helping me out.

[ it's still hot outside. the sun is a touch unbearable. ]

So we could probably get somewhere cool, too.

II-B

[batna]

[Beaches aren't exactly what you might call a typical hangout spot for vampires. Chalk that up half to the "fun in the sun" aspect (there is no fun to be had in the sun), and half to the "can a vampire cross running water" aspect (no one wants to have this discussion again). Lenore herself is of the opinion that daylight's really not all it's cracked up to be, anyway, and if anything, the stars and fireworks that fill the heavens after nightfall just reaffirms it. What could possibly be more beautiful than the lovely cool darkness, the glow of bonfires, the colorful explosions of —

Penises, apparently. Launched by someone with a high opinion of himself, no doubt — or something to compensate for, maybe.

Regardless, the sky penises aren't nearly as entertaining as the people attached to the ones on ground level. The sky penises don't make conversation, for example. Their allure burns out right about when their colors do. The people, on the other hand? Now they're interesting, and more importantly, they're fun to play with.

She's wearing a black swimsuit, sunglasses, and a sunhat with a black ribbon bow when she spots this curious puppy of a man staring up at the stars like he's been enthralled by them, and two things about him stand out. Both promise a certain level of entertainment: either he's got a proper appreciation of the skies overhead, and therefore is not painfully stupid, or he's dumb as a sack of rocks, and therefore might be fun to play with despite being painfully stupid.

She'll take her chances either way!]

They are beautiful, aren't they?

[Her remark comes soft and modulated; easy to listen to. Empathetic.]

I don't know why people claim the sun is so magnificent. It hardly beats a view like this.

[...]

Even the penises aren't entirely a dealbreaker, I suppose.

[minitrue]

A kiss, hm? Sounds like a fair deal.

( Gallagher suspects that this robot [?] can do better than an old dog like him, but a challenge is a challenge. He doesn't fault him for taking an easy way out. Besides, Boothill's not asking for his pubes, cum, or swim trunks, so Gallagher's counting this as a win. )

It's the least I can do after asking you to get all indecent for my sake.

( Not that this guy seems to have a problem with the prospect. The thought makes him chuckle. )

Is this something you've got experience with?

( Maybe getting naked for strangers is on Boothill's rap sheet. )

[backwrong]

[Oh. Is this person upset at her? Falin stares down, the gears of her mind turning slowly. She notices the mismatches bikini more than she does the words.

Instead of answering, she turns to her pile. She sorts through it carefully with one claw, and then pulls out a couple bikini tops to hold out on offer to Shi Qingxuan.

Take your pick! One of them probably fits better.]

[befehl]

( He sits on the opposite bed from him, leaving the bedsheets draped down around his bottom half. The tropical humidity is a little too much for someone so spoiled by the perfect sweetdream paradise.

Did Aventurine forget Sunday’s precious servants scattered around Penacony? He’s not lying. He did warn him whenever they met in the Dewlight Pavilion.

Fists ball up on his lap as he searches that grandiose smile of his. Those empty eyes. They seem beautiful to Sunday, like they’re beckoning them closer to that mouth - that is the true Sigonian power, isn’t it? It’s not a crime being beautiful, but it is a crime making a mess out of someone else’s world.

In Sunday’s reality, Aventurine perished long before the grand event. He closes his eyes while he thinks.
He can’t prove their ends one way or another and debating the timeline isn’t going to put clothes on his body. )

Like I’d tell you. My sin is personal and it is something God and I should sort through once I complete this simulation developed by The House. ( Topaz called it a simulation and he’s going with that. )

And after that, we shall see where my soul lands. That being said, they must have taken your memories, too— of the mess you made in the theme park before you met your end. Nothing rings a bell?

[minitrue]

Take your time.

( Where else has Gallagher got to go? He leans against the outside of the changing area while he speaks. )

He arrived, all right. I can't say that Penacony's better for it, but Mister Aventurine certainly left his mark on things. Gave us Hounds quite the headache, too... If his goal was to be a thorn in the Family's side, he succeeded. I figure he had a lot more in mind.

Part of the IPC's mission, or is he just especially ambitious?

[tonedeaf]

You are indeed! [ one hand over his heart, venti bows with a light fluttering giggle as one foot slides back a step to provide a touch of exaggerated elegance. ]

I am Venti, Mondstadt's finest bard. Surely you know of the nation where the winds of freedom originate from?

[ as he returns to a natural standing position, the one thing he certainly notices is... how tall wriothesley is. dang. ]

[softstoneheart]

[ There's the rustle of clothes (if you can call a bikini that) coming off and whatever she intends to wear getting slipped on. ]

What exactly did he do?

[ The question is appropriately concerned, but she seems unaware. It's easier that she's got the changing room separating them, so he can't see her face. ]

[minitrue]

Well, I'll thank you for that. ( For playing along when an old dog goes barking up to the wrong owner. ) See that I stick to mixing my own going forward.

( For someone who's been on the arse end of deception, Gallagher appears in fine enough spirits. He knew all along, he'd like to say. Something so good could never be true. It makes the reality blow of reality that much softer when you're prepared for it.

That really got him. He laughs. Really, for a moment, he believed... )

Mango Star? That's not what I'd call this one. If I could mix a drink this powerful, I think I'd name it something like... Hope's Peak, or Window of Desire. A name that foretells the experience.

Heh. Anyway. If you aren't the man I thought you were, who are you really?

( Please. He's only asking for a name. )

[minitrue]

Some would call it a daring, attention-grabbing final act. Others might call it stupidity... It had a purpose, if nothing else.

In short, he called The Family's bluff. As it stands, I happen to be a member of said Family, so I can't say I was all that happy to see Aventurine's plan come to fruition.

( The lies continue, as they tend to do. When you do something for long enough, it comes to be second nature.

If she doesn't know about Aventurine's performance, then she doesn't know about Sunday's ascension, and she certainly doesn't know the truth of the Watchmaker and his hidden spaces.

It means Gallagher can play his role a little longer. )

If he didn't survive... well, he proved his point. He did what he sought out to do.

Those Who Pound Sand

[killjoyprince]

[It was probably a bad habit to pick up. But Naoto had started ignoring the screaming she heard here. She'd seen some things that could not be unseen. She was just going to walk around, fully dressed and enjoy the weather.

But the few words she could make out sounded like someone who actually needed help. And it sounded familiar.

Then an even more familiar face appeared around the corner.]

Ris- [Her words died in her throat. Why was Rise mostly naked? Why were there seagull men that made Kanji look scrawny chasing her?

Naoto was so perplexed and torn between helping and running herself that she was rooted to the spot. She squeaked as they collided and she fell backwards.

...It was a good job they were on the sand...

Except Naoto was now trapped under Rise and could feel...things she'd rather not be able to feel right now. Especially not with the seagull lifeguards looming above them.]

those who pound sand

[expereiment]

[rei is currently testing the ph levels of the ocean when hilda comes running by, yelling. that's definitely enough to catch his attention, and he turns around in time to see a bunch of the seagull lifeguards chasing her. if it were some guy, he probably would have just ignored them and carried on with his testing. but since it's a small woman being chased by giant buff burly seagulls... well, it leaves a bad taste in his mouth (he is unaware that she could bench him if she wanted).

he casts a quick barrier spell to stop them in their tracks, and they all crash against the invisible barrier and look around in confusion. rei marches up to them, throwing them a fierce glare.]

Beat it.

[presumably all the staff at the resort know who the royals of the resort are, and they squawk and scramble away with muttered apologies. with a sigh, he turns toward hilda, glare dropping.]

Oi - you all right?

[belialedge]

[ If nothing else, she’s a firecracker. …justifiably so. He’s just a victim(?) of circumstance getting put on the slappy end. Even when not straightening his back, Ragna towers over the younger idol. Though he looks more like a scolded Great Dane than anything right now as he tries making heads or tails of how to handle this predicament. ]

And that somebody sure as heck wasn’t me!

[ Wait, what did she just say?! ]

Where do you get off calling ME shady! I’m—!!

[ —an evil looking man, depending on who you ask. Weiss in Cross Tag Battle help djfjncnfc Ragna’s voice clips, and with a hitch in his shoulders, he forces himself to just. Calm down. Terse, he opens his eyes and huffs.

Go on. Swallow your pride. …dammit. ]



Okay- Just…look. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to startle you. Lemme guess, you just got here, yeah?

[minitrue]

Excuse my imposition.

( She looks like a nice enough young lady, which makes his request that much more licentious in nature. He frowns.

The rules of this world... they don't benefit the good guys, it seems. )

Sadly, I can't speak to how normal any of this is. I only just arrived myself. Back home, a question like that is grounds for a harassment charge. Here, it looks like it's the only way to keep yourself afloat.

[wray]

[ The wry smile from earlier tells Six otherwise, but he's never been the best at offering reassurances, so he lets that matter go. His head tilts when the man starts talking about the possible names such a drink could have instead, ears twitching upon hearing the one called Hope's Peak. ]

Mm. Their names barely make any sense, so something like Hope's Peak would serve as a good warning.

[ A warning just to give others a chance to avoid heartbreak, that is. ]

As for who I am, the title and name I was given is Six. I would say it's a pleasure, but the circumstances were not... quite that.

[ He still feels bad, mostly. ]

[affectare]

[ where did he get that pen from? wait, that's not the important thing here, where did he get that contract from? and why are those tentacle-things still looking at her like that!!

this is all such a nightmare.

but the nightmare is about to become a real-mare if she doesn't do something about the knave (read: some poor hapless npc curious about all the commotion and wandering their way) real quick. surely it's fine, surely there's nothing bad in the contract that might endanger her or involve selling ten years of her life away. all the contracts she'd signed back at the palais had been fine, after all. (only because the hardworking gestionnaires had always gone over each one with a fine-tooth comb.....)

with a frustrated growl, she snatches the pen out of his hand and scrawls a very professional signature at the sign here. ]

Fine, alright, here you go! Now—do something, please!

[hatefuldays]

[ She goes quiet for a bit. It's... certainly a shocking proposal. Then again, everything else going on is bizarre. Why not consider it?

Hell, the fact that he's from a world that has the concept of harassment charges is a good sign. He's asking, which means she has the option to say now. Or, to say yes, as her own decision. ]

...What do you need it for?

[endyourstory]

[ She points at Falin, nodding vigorously. ]

That's right! You, the adorable chicken-dragon!

[ All thoughts of not being weird about this: instantly thrown out the window. There's a person with low self-esteem here and she just has to fight that. ]

[endyourstory]

It's exactly what you deserve! Trust me, I'm an expert!

[ An expert...of who's hot and who's not. She says it with way too much pride for what it is. ]

[softstoneheart]

[ The noise stills, the sourness of her expression is apparent in her voice. ]

He does a lot of flashy things. You're not being specific.

across the night sky

[notfunny]

[ with his ears hidden beneath the hat, will tighnari hear someone deliberately take soft steps as he approaches? the bright flashes of shapes up in the sky combined with the booming, echoing pops of the fireworks... surely he's been uncomfortable this entire time. this is no place for a forest watcher. he should be out researching flora and fauna, ensuring paths and trails are clear, and taking care of those who need it most.

so. yeah, he could pounce his counterpart but it's probably easier to take a seat down next to him, acting as if he'd been here the entire time. ]

[wray]

[ the only one* help (it doesn't count) ]

The alternative...

[ Oh. He nearly forgot about the punishment. Not that he's too worried about fighting off those who will try, but he also just wants to avoid the hassle altogether. Plus, a kiss is at least easier to do than a blowjob or two. ]

I don't see why it wouldn't. It's still a kiss, isn't it?

[ How tall is this guy— Regardless, Six is peeling off parts of his mask to make it easier to give kisses. ]

Are you ready?

[ He's acting like this is supposed to be a fight or something. ]

[minitrue]

Sure, Feathers. Consider my judgement redacted.

( It implies the judgement was there at one point, but he's chosen to take it away at Sunday's request. When did he begin judging The Family's most sacred — when he rose, or when he fell?

Sunday hasn't been hugged. He hasn't been held. He hasn't been needed for anything beyond mutual annihilation and fleeting absolution from the worst of his wretched subjects — Gallagher included, should his drunken antics warrant an evening of ironic cleansing. From his own experience, he knows it's not enough to wash away the sins in the light of day. )

No. Nothing like that.

( Not to his knowledge. Granted, he hadn't thought to do a full-body inspection. On the surface, everything is where he last remembered it — hair, eyes, every other borrowed body part. All of his scars in their place, most of which are on display now that he's got nothing but puppy-patterned swim trunks on. He loosens his hold, giving Sunday space to turn around in his arms. )

—Show me.