[ She squints at him as she chews. Why does it feel like he's being sweet in the sassiest way possible? Giving compliments to be a jerk isn't meant to be a thing unless she's the one doing it! After swallowing her first bite, she can properly huff. ]
Maybe I'll just shut off my ears! [ And, as revenge: ] Waveypoo.
[ After taking her next bite, or rather, snagging the remainder so she can eat it at her leisure, she smirks. What more can she do to annoy him? So many options, so little time! Once she's recovered from her free ego boost, anyway. ]
Why don't you pick, my beeeaaaauuuutiful Waveypoo? In fact, would you like some helpers~?
[ She gobbles down the rest of her peaplumto, then she grabs the tiniest bunny nearby and hastily places it on his shoulder. They can't be alone, though! So, she grabs another for his other shoulder and deposits it there. With luck, she's done this quickly enough that he can't stop her, but even if she hasn't, the sudden need to drown him in fluff is being satisfied. ]
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Maybe I'll just shut off my ears! [ And, as revenge: ] Waveypoo.
[ After taking her next bite, or rather, snagging the remainder so she can eat it at her leisure, she smirks. What more can she do to annoy him? So many options, so little time! Once she's recovered from her free ego boost, anyway. ]
Why don't you pick, my beeeaaaauuuutiful Waveypoo? In fact, would you like some helpers~?
[ She gobbles down the rest of her peaplumto, then she grabs the tiniest bunny nearby and hastily places it on his shoulder. They can't be alone, though! So, she grabs another for his other shoulder and deposits it there. With luck, she's done this quickly enough that he can't stop her, but even if she hasn't, the sudden need to drown him in fluff is being satisfied. ]
Go forth, Lord of the Bunnies!