[ Know how the noise and the breakage could've been prevented? He could've been a responsible mech and refused to get into her bed! This is all his fault. He should be ashamed! But no use crying over spilled milk. They've made their bed and now they have to lie in it. Literally.

She sighs a little with him, then grumbles at that jest of his. ]

I should've known. You're a menace when it comes to my furniture!

[ Who'd have thought she'd have to consider the merits of ranking up, simply so she could have a room that wasn't going to constantly get wrecked by an alien. Another sigh, and she holds her forehead, eyes closing. She needs a moment to really rethink her life choices.

One eye cracks open when she feels fussy energy coming her way. Wow. Break a bed, and suddenly it's time to be caring and concerned for some reason! ]

I'm fine. [ Well, actually... ] I mean, my back hurts a little, and your metal scraped me a little, and I'm probably a little traumatized. Mostly, I'm glad I didn't get crushed by a giant jerk!

[ So dramatic! But she's giggling as she pokes at both of him. Ahh, what a mess. But at least it's with him. ]

I appreciate you wanting to fix this, but don't worry about it right now. If you do that, you'll just go and break it again, won't you? [ Suddenly, she's giggling even more. ] I can't believe I'm at a sex resort...and I broke a bed just by cuddling.

[ Now she's giggling uncontrollably. What a way to make memories! Maybe she'll get some great street cred, too! ]

Is it okay if I lie when I tell other people about it? Can I say an alien made wild love to me if anyone ever asks~?