[ Ah, so he's going to use cheap tactics to keep her from calling out the tsun! Thankfully for him, it's effective. Combined with his avatar reacting favorably, the tit poke has her back to her own sweet little purrs.

Actually, no. Since she's always able to keep her cool in the face of overbearing adversity, she can manage more crassness. ]

You're like a pervy old guy. Gonna offer me money for a date next? Ahaha~

[ Satisfied, she keeps up with her kisses, since she hasn't had enough of those. She'll keep responding in between each one, gradually getting softer. It helps that he's agreeing with her idea. Again! The power of literature did this. It's the only explanation! ]

Nothing here really closes, so we can go whenever we want. [ Kiss, kiss. ] I'm glad you agree my idea is the best one. Because I'm so warm and comfy and--

[ He'll never know how she was going to finish that. The only bit of warning she has for what's coming is a loud crack, then BAM! She's shrieking. Sorry, Soundy, now you're the one getting the worst kind of surround sound. Maybe the crashing noise covered up her dramatic ones?

Silence follows as dust flutters around them. She grunts and attempts to sit up, then quickly rethinks it and flops back down. The ceiling seems so much further away now...

Silence. Silence... ]

You. Are paying. For all of this.

[ Her poor bed!!! How could this happen to her?!?! ]